Alesha Dixon CAN'T SPEAK PROPER

[CaptainWacky]

She always says "you was" instead of "you were". SATURDAY NIGHT TV IS KILLING CHILDREN.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It doesn't matter, all the kids are watching the X Factor. (Stacey to win, Danyl out of tune, Jedward to chase Simon Cowell out of country)

 

[Aquehonga]

Speech impediment?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It doesn't matter, all the kids are watching the X Factor. (Stacey to win, Danyl out of tune, Jedward to chase Simon Cowell out of country)

I thought you stopped watching?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Danni apologised the next day. "I'm a proper old hag and my comments about the fag were totally out of line", she said. So I gave in and started watching again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's more reasons to not watch than homophobia!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, but the homoerotic twink twincest makes up for it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IF YOU SAY SO

 

[WillsZenith]

I like dixons legs, she has nice legs, fuck cares what she saying, like thay say cum on the thigh then say bye bye...

 

[Gagh]

SHE ALSO HAS BOOBS, DON'T FORGET.

 

[WillsZenith]

SHE ALSO HAS BOOBS, DON'T FORGET.

yeah id snow on her ski slopes....

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Cheryl Cole is also hot, remember.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh, I'd have sex on both of them, make no mistake about it. Doesn't mean they're not thick, innit.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Cheryl used the word "provocative" a couple of weeks back when she really wanted to say "whore". She's learning.

 

[Ishcabittle]

"Heeeyyyy..."

 

[CaptainWacky]

She were a good dancer too!

 

[CaptainWacky]

So now they've replaced Brucie with the MUCH YOUNGER AND SEXIER Ronnie Corbett. Is there no DEPTH the BBC won't STOOP TO?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

lol, I tuned in just to see how they'd deal with Brucie gone. They could hardly have had Tess "Dead Behind the Eyes" Daly hosting alone!

 

[CaptainWacky]

From what I saw, she mostly did and Ronnie just sat in the audience for the rest of the show. Claudia "weirdly sexy somtimes in a freaky faced way" Winkleman seemed to be interviewing people too.

 

[Gagh]

Somebody attacked Claudia Winkelman with a can of Wood Stain several years ago. She now does exactly what it says on the tin (gives the male dancers blowjobs, or something).