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According to Neil....

Dear Neil,

When Godzilla fires his lazer breath at other monsters, why does he always aim for their monster nuts?
 
Donovan said:
Dear Neil,

When Godzilla fires his lazer breath at other monsters, why does he always aim for their monster nuts?
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I don't want to steal any of Neils mighty thunder, but I think I can answer this one Dono.


You see God had himself a neck injury in the war of 89...actually it might've been 84/85. You know that whole Iran Contra, Ollie North/Poindexter deal?

Yup, all made up. A cover story for Godzilla back when he was an undercover operative for the C.I.A.
Y'see, He suffered a ruptured disc near the the vertebrae connecting his head to his shoulders fighting them damn towel heads over there and making sure the commies didn't let any more nukes off.

So now he can't bend his head further up to aim his fiery breadth at his enemies.

They say the removal of his vertebrae was later discovered in Iraq and deemed "WMD", and now there's this big ruckus concerning ownership of the parts.

Us vs. Them my friend.

For One nation, under Godzilla.

Nuff said'!
 
Donovan said:
Dear Neil,

When Godzilla fires his lazer breath at other monsters, why does he always aim for their monster nuts?
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As with humans, most monsters are most vulnerable at the focal point of their sex junk.
 
*sniff* It's heartwarming to see my little boy all grown up and writing at a 7th grade level.

I'm proud.
 
Neil said:
http://www.frogstar.com/wav/displaywav.asp?fil=aoogah.wav

This was the nearest approximation to a dying praying mantis I could find, Ish.
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(ROFL)THAT WAS GREAT!! :D :D

Thanks
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Why is NEIL a fucking NIP in a goddamn spaceman costume? I bet he is all of 4'2". Watch you don't step on the midget. He is the perfect height to suck my cock whilst he and I remain standing upright. I love a man who can suck my cock without the necessity of bending over. Get to it my newest bitch.
 
So they released you from Daycare for giving all the other kids head lice, eh?

It happens.

Oh, add a couple feet to your estimatation of my height.

Thanks for calling.
 
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