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A Girl gave me "Better than Sex" cake today.

BlazerBoy

BlazerBoy

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It was a lie. No, seriously. It was just a pretty plain vanilla cake, with pudding and coconut sprinkled over it. No sex was ever this bad.
 
I wonder who came up with that name, though? Must be one of those "Sex in the City" type bitches who have apparantly never had good cake OR sex.
 
I've had real better than sex cake. Not that Betty crocker horseshit that girl was tring to pass off.

And it is.
 
Think chocolate cake with hot molten chocolate hot fudge mousse in the middle.
 
But, if you had a choice between cake or sex, and you could only choose one, which one would you choose?
 
^ LOL

I have to think about it.... what you thought I'd just jump at the cake? Not without considering all the pros and cons.

OK, OK....

Sex.. it's not fattening! ;)
 
Caitriona said:
^ LOL

I have to think about it.... what you thought I'd just jump at the cake? Not without considering all the pros and cons.

OK, OK....

Sex.. it's not fattening! ;)
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True, but, cake doesn't leave the toilet seat up.
 
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