a five hour delay on my flight, and no cigarettes.

[Ishcabittle]

sucks tobe me. At least i've got you, cattle pr0n!!! Thank god i synced the latest three eps of "knocking boots with Bessie" to the phone.

 

[Ishcabittle]

OMG THE BULL'S GOT A MASSIVE CATTLE ERECTION.

 

[Ishcabittle]

FUCKING HAWT COW SECKZ.

 

[missmanners]

I worry about you.

:meh:
mm

 

[Love Child]

Y'know I finally watched the reactable thing in your sig, pretty cool stuff dude. I feel your pain!

 

[Henoch]

ISH is like Dennis The Menace...always getting into mischief!

 

[Ishcabittle]

hey, what the fuck good is a $600.00 device if you can't watch two bovine companions shoving penii and hooves into very VERY large cow vaginas?

It makes calls, too.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I used to kinda/sorta date this chick with an Ag degree.

She taught high school kids how to shove their arms up cow's asses for a living.

She had HUGE tits.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I stand in udder disbelief.

 

[The Dork Lord]

They were MASSIVE, dude...

I never got to fuck her, but I gave her multiples through her bluejeans on more than one occasion!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Pix?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Haven't any, sorry.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Any random boobs will do at this point.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Be vewwy vewwy careful what you wish for :shock:

 

[The Dork Lord]

Spoiler

This is what yahoo search gave me for "random boobs".

 

[Love Child]

Nice.

 

[The Dork Lord]

:bigass:

 

[Ishcabittle]

I don't know which is worse of those three sets.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Well, one is from a fat guy...

 

[CaptainWacky]

You should start injecting heroin into strangers.