CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
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Mine Field Celebrity Birthday Thread
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Big" Dave Bautista (57)!
CaptainWacky
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Happy birthday to the UNDERRATED Deborah Ann Woll (41)!
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Happy birthday...
Laura Dern (59)!
Vince Gilligan (59)! (It's a gif from a tv show he made.)
Emma Roberts (35)!
Chloë Grace Moretz(29)!
Laura Dern (59)!
Vince Gilligan (59)! (It's a gif from a tv show he made.)
Emma Roberts (35)!
Chloë Grace Moretz(29)!
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All In With The Nuts
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Happy 75th birthday to the always luscious Jane Seymour (15 February 1951).
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Happy Birthday to Christopher Eccleston (62).
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Happy Birthday to Graeme Garden (83).
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Happy birthday Millie Bobby Brown (22)!
CaptainWacky
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Happy birthday...
Kyle MacLachlan (67)!
Jeri Ryan (58)!
Dichen Lachman (44)!
Kyle MacLachlan (67)!
Jeri Ryan (58)!
Dichen Lachman (44)!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Samara Weaving (34)!
Dakota Fanning (32)!
Dakota Fanning (32)!
CaptainWacky
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Happy birthday Edward James Olmos (79)!
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Catherine Bach, of Dukes of Hazzard fame. 72 today.
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Happy birthday Milana Vayntrub (39)!
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Happy birthday Jon Hamm (55)!
Olivia Wilde (42)!
Ryan Kiera Armstrong (16)!
Olivia Wilde (42)!
Ryan Kiera Armstrong (16)!
Liza Minnelli
Active member
Hey kids! You're a little slow on the draw, so I'm here to let you know I turned 80 yesterday! HA!
Oh, and my memoir came out this week, titled Kids, Wait Till You Hear This! Available everywhere! HA!
Oh, and my memoir came out this week, titled Kids, Wait Till You Hear This! Available everywhere! HA!
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Well since you're here I want to take the opportunity to say that you suck. Your voice sounds like a herd of cats being tortured and you're a huge weirdo that nobody has paid attention to since about 1972.
But Happy Birthday, I guess.
Liza Minnelli
Active member
HA! You're swell! You just gotta LIVE a little! *high kick*
And wasn't I a hoot in Arrested Development? C'mon, gimme a smile! HA!
And wasn't I a hoot in Arrested Development? C'mon, gimme a smile! HA!
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Well since we're here, how many times did you have an orgy with the Rat Pack, and which one of them had the biggest dick? I'm betting on Sammy Davis Jr. Maybe Dean Martin, but his dick was probably too drunk to stand up.
Liza Minnelli
Active member
Silly! You're thinking of Mama! HA!