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I demand restitution

Now we need YuW, Executor, and maybe Sardy to come back.

And WordInterrupted, so I can slap his little bitch ass around off and on.
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
I like how after all these centuries we can sort of good-naturedly rib each other and nobody really gives a shit. THAT's what makes this place home.
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OK. I almost posted this the other day but deleted it. Living in Kentucky -vs- Oregon. You know how guys that know each other bust each other's balls and say things you just aren't allowed to say? For various reasons I was at a little gun shop last week. Waiting in line behind a black guy who is selling an AK-47 to free up some money for something cooler. While they paperwork is going through and the money is being counted, they're making small talk. And he's asking about this pistol behind the counter and telling them they're charging too much for it. They're telling him it's a fair price and he's telling them they sold him the same pistol a year ago for $100 less. Another guy from the store comes in with a stack of boxes and joins the conversation and tells the customer it's a new model that wasn't even available a year ago so they couldn't have sold it to him for $100 less. At which point he goes "why do you always have to be a ###### about everything?"

And my jaw is metaphorically dropping but no one bats an eye and they just keep busting each other's balls. Then the first store guy is trying to fill out the sale paperwork and get the spelling of the guy's first name right. After about 3 tries, one of them just goes "why can't you just name your kids 'Mike' or 'John' or something normal?"

Good times. Good times.
 
Old Man Red said:
I can only give you historical evidence.

RobL told me that Lisa invited him over to the Netherlands to fuck. But he had reservations because she had a pasty face.
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Wait... I thought Lisa was hot by TrekBBS standards. Did I get catfished in '01?
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
That dumb cunt was uglier than sin, Spidey Sense™ or not.
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Are you sure about that? You sure your not thinking of someone else? I thought we even use to have a joke about Christian trying to travel to the UK to bang her? I thought she was like your average 19 year old or something. Am I remembering that wrong?
 
Parallaxis said:
Are you sure about that? You sure your not thinking of someone else? I thought we even use to have a joke about Christian trying to travel to the UK to bang her? I thought she was like your average 19 year old or something. Am I remembering that wrong?
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She was an oatmeal faced twunt with a power trip complex. Absolutely no bueno. And Christian wasn't exactly a supermodel himself, either.
 
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