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Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

The search results for "Dungeons & Dominatrixes" are disappointing. If I can be rewarded with a great parody for Dungeons & Diners & Dragons & Drive-ins & Dives, you'd think someone would've put something together for Dungeons & Dominatrixes. :(
 
My mood today



I am scared to listen to it
I hope the mood is not screaming anymore

And now I have forgotten why I came here for

Oh yeah
The salsa for my chips is wrong
I said mild
I even said "peach mango" if available, which would indicate that I enjoy a mild sweet salsa, why do you torture me with the one you sent. Now I have a bag of chips and no salsa. : (
 
I am scared to listen to it
I hope the mood is not screaming anymore

And now I have forgotten why I came here for

Oh yeah
The salsa for my chips is wrong
I said mild
I even said "peach mango" if available, which would indicate that I enjoy a mild sweet salsa, why do you torture me with the one you sent. Now I have a bag of chips and no salsa. : (
Do you like pickles? I picked up some picked up some Grillo's pickle de gallo salsa at Market32 today.
 
Sbarro's. Sbarro's is the name of the 20th century mall food court place with calzones. Mmmm.... Calzones.... Gahahggggahhhhahaghaghghhggaaaaahhhhh....'
 
The best thing ever is when you realize you don't need to set an alarm and you can just sleep until whenever you wake up.

The worst thing ever is not setting an alarm and winding up just waking up 10 minutes before you would've if you'd set an alarm. :(
 
You are a grown-up when you've had to clean up the mess left by another living thing you're responsible for. This message brought to you by the musky smell and small lake next to (and, yes, under) The Cat's litter box this morning.
 
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