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how do people who never leave the house and can't communciate get girlfriends?

By talking to them online first, establishing a relationship, talking on the phone, then meeting up for real
 
Then burying the bodies in the basement of the abandoned factory where I have my special room and starting again from scratch.
 
Everyone here should hook up at least once and just fuck their brains out. Girls on girls, guys on guys (well, maybe if you're into that thing), cats and ducks, you name it! TK is one big orgy.
 
I would, but I stupidly married one of the women I was going to murder and and am now stuck until she dies of natural causes. Who knew serial killing Ewoks could fall in love? Wicket should have warned me, that bitch.
 
No, no...can't say anything about tits until the second time around. Then if you're lucky, she'll let you play with them.

Besides, you do well with us gals here.
 
CaptainWacky said:
I don't have anything to talk to girls about beyond "so, you're a girl, eh? WITH TITS?"
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Your a funny guy, you can make girls laugh, most of the girls that have gone out with me were attracted to my sense of humour more than my face, and lets face it, if you have seen a picture of me, women wernt going for my looks.

The biggest obstacle towards getting a woman is believing you never will have one
 
Being attractive is only part of the equation. You can have all the best looks in the world, but if your personality is that of a stump, they'll walk in a matter of a few conversations.

I date a girl with high-functioning Asperger's. We have communication issues from time-to-time but we work through them and we love eachother dearly.
 
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