8 Hours

[Love Child]

I work less than a mile from my home. I work for 8 hours. If I sleep for 8 hours then I still have another 8 hours of time that I have to use. What do I do with that time?
I have rarely ever had that much time to spend in a day. I used to commute to work which took up 2 hours of my day, then the other time was spent getting ready for work, eating and sometimes other activities.
Suddenly I feel like I have all this time and I don't know what to do with it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ride a bike around time pricking people with a pin.

 

[Love Child]

The bike part sounds good! Well I figured out what to do with the rest of my time, I got a 2nd job!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is it a job that needs a bike?

 

[Love Child]

No, but I could ride my bike to either job!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ride your bike into your job and when they say "you can't have a bike in here!" say "but it grows out of me!"

 

[The Tomtrek]

Eat a lot of cake and then start a YouTube channel called "HOT TAKES ON HOT CAKES" and become and YouTube superstar and make millions.

 

[Love Child]

OMG Tomtrek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 posted in my thread! OMG OMG OMG

 

[CaptainWacky]

He didn't even post in my "if Tomtrek doesn't post in this thread he's a robot" thread.

Wait...

 

[The Tomtrek]

Beep boop.

 

[Love Child]

I got called about a 3rd job! Yay! It is a city job and will require a series of testing, probably requiring a bicycle and poking people's eyes out.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You should probably stop at three jobs though!

 

[Love Child]

Today, at my 2nd job, after only being there 3 days, part time I got asked to come on full time. wtf LOL. I never expected any of this. I don't really want to work for the city anyway, I wasn't going to work all 3, just 2 since one was seasonal. I really don't want my first job and am planning my exit.
The city is the highest pay and benefits, but I would rather work for a small family owned business. Go figure.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You don't want to become a heartless business bastard like Michael Wallstreet.

 

[Love Child]

FB is suddenly giving me all of these suggestions about how to manage my energy, not my time and work smarter!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fuck Facebook.

 

[Loktar]

Fuck Facebook.

That technology (sexnology?) won't exist until Apple buys/takes over Facebook .

 

[Brickvader]

Fuck Facebook.

I haven't logged in for over a year.

 

[Loktar]

I log in mainly to wish people Happy Birthday, remind myself of the joys and freedom being single while reading people complaining about their kids and married life, and plan/remind myself of upcoming social/drinking events.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't remember why I log in.