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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
 
Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
 
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually.
 
Simpsons, Family Guy
 
yes
 
StarTrek2006 said:
"Shazbot Nanu Nanu"

"There is an old Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China."
 
"A well-fed man seldom looks fed up!"
 
"A big woman and a big barn never did a man any harm!"
 
"Can't is a cowardly word full of idleness, folly and want!"
 
omg.
 
"He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom."
 
Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
 
about as sharp as a sack full of wet mice.
 
If you're not helping, you're hurting.
 
Buttsex with Hitler
 
Never rape in your own frontyard.
 
"If you're man enough, all panties are edible."
 
"It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
 
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be"
 
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