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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

5. Idiot drivers.

I'm sorry, but I drive the speed limit, O idiot driver. Either do the same or overtake me. Do not tailgate me. Do not get pissed off at me. I will drive how I wish to within the constraints of the road rules, jackass. Btw learn to signal and use round abouts.
 
6. Hollywood.

It needs to burn to limited to the following but indeed because thereof.

It takes a good idea, may or may not produce a good movie with it but whether or not it does, it will still pump out sequels or prequels to that movie which unless a damn miracle occurs, which be inferior to the original. And quality continues to degrade, yet it still rakes in millions and produces yet even more inferior product. In any other business, the purveyor of that product would surely either increase quality or face the financial consequences.

And then, despite massive profits from the inferior products it produces, it will persecute the thin wedge of the population who attempt to try the any of product via the only avenue available to them, despite the fact that in doing so, sales actually increase because the consumer has. If the product was of high quality to begin with, there would not be a need for the consumer to question whether or not it was worth the time and money to purchase it.
 
8. Phishing.

Is there anyone taken it by stupid phishing e-mails? Obviously and sadly yes, see 1.

Every time I see one, I feel like my intelligence has been insulted I would be taken it by such an obvious ruse. If they simply tried a little harder, they could have thier grubby e-mitts on all the non-existent money I have. GET A JOB, YOU HOBOS.
 
10. Bill Murray.

You may be thoroughly awesome. You may have a yearning to push yourself or search out unique roles or not be known for one thing or whatever. I don't care.

JUST STOP BLOCKING GHOSTBUSTERS 3 FROM HAPPENING, YOU DICK.
 
11. Kids with Ipods and expensive cellphones.

WTF? What do your parents do in order for you to have hundreds of dollars worth of electronics to abuse? And why are you everywhere I look, dammit?
 
12. Generation Y.

YOU LITTLE JUMPED UP PRICKS. Learn what Voltron is. Go watch some G1 Transformers. Listen to something on vinyl. READ A DAMN BOOK THAT ISN'T TWILIGHT OR HARRY POTTER OR WHATEVER IS COOL.
 
13. Erotic fanfiction.

I don't know what is worse, the fact that people fantasize about pokemon rape or that once shared, other people read and enjoy it. One of the reasons we need to be wiped clean from the face of the earth.
 
14. Me.

I'm a grumpy slightly overweight highly lazy a-hole. If I had the ability, I'd jump back to last week and kick own arse on a regular basis.
 
Yub said:
4. Everyday chores.

If it were up to me, everyone in my house would eat peanut butter sandwiches and cereal, the pets would have run away or died of starvation, clothes would be washed monthly and the sink would be full of dirty dishes. Either that or my wife would be doing thrice the amount of stuff she does now probably kill my me one night in sleep for being such a lazy git.
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I was basically living that dream for awhile, except replace peanut butter and cereal with McD's and Taco Bell. Its why I've got lots of debt, no job, and living with my parents again.
 
I have no desire to see him naked either but it won't hurt to avert my eyes as I right click save his naked pics for future blackmail.
 
Yub said:
8. Phishing.

Is there anyone taken it by stupid phishing e-mails? Obviously and sadly yes, see 1.

Every time I see one, I feel like my intelligence has been insulted I would be taken it by such an obvious ruse. If they simply tried a little harder, they could have thier grubby e-mitts on all the non-existent money I have. GET A JOB, YOU HOBOS.
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Sadly, I know people who quote as absolute truth stuff they read on the internet. Many people think because they don't lie or cheat or steal or do other bad things to people, that everyone is like they are.
 
Yub said:
11. Kids with Ipods and expensive cellphones.

WTF? What do your parents do in order for you to have hundreds of dollars worth of electronics to abuse? And why are you everywhere I look, dammit?
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The sad thing about this is children are killing other children for their expensive toys.
 
Actually, Conchaga promising to expose himself does not necessarily mean he is going to show us his unclothed body. He may mean he is going to expose to us the truth of who he is. He might not be a guy at all. He might not be a bi-sexual guy who has lived in Italy. He might not be a guy with a good command of the bits of popular culture that make it interesting. He might not have the gift of summation. He might not be a truly wicked enemy to make. He might not even be a red headed, freckled, white man. He might be _____________________________________________.
 
15. Sleep.

If I didn't become a insane depressive lunatic without it, I'd stop sleeping FOREVER. I'm so over it.
 
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