Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[CaptainWacky]

Speaking of dogs, The Girl had another spa day today and got a new bandana in the process.

She is a princess.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

It would seem that all hope is not entirely lost.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Volpone]

Remember the movie "An Inconvenient Truth"? Someone needs to do that again--only with idiocracy. By the end of the morning dog walk I'd seen so much blatant stupidity that I'm convinced we're past the tipping point and nothing can be done to save civilization.

"But what will we do about the ambalanches?"

Massive garbage heap collapses onto homes, killing at least 30 as rescuers search for survivors

A mountain of garbage collapsed after heavy rain at a major landfill site in Conakry, Guinea, burying nearby homes and launching a search for survivors.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Volpone]

"But what will we do about the ambalanches?"

Massive garbage heap collapses onto homes, killing at least 30 as rescuers search for survivors

A mountain of garbage collapsed after heavy rain at a major landfill site in Conakry, Guinea, burying nearby homes and launching a search for survivors.

www.foxnews.com

...and another:

Minnesota tree trimmer charged in coworker’s death after on-the-job horseplay turns deadly

A Minnesota tree-trimming employee faces a manslaughter charge after allegedly crushing his coworker’s head with a hydraulic grapple.

www.foxnews.com

Guy decides it would be funny to make the shadow of the mechanical crane arm crush the head of his coworker, is intent on the shadow and fails to realize he is actually crushing his coworker's head with the crane.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[StarMan™]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

This seems like a very Kirk-like maneuver.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Lanzman]

Remember the movie "An Inconvenient Truth"? Someone needs to do that again--only with idiocracy. By the end of the morning dog walk I'd seen so much blatant stupidity that I'm convinced we're past the tipping point and nothing can be done to save civilization.

We passed that point some time ago.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Back around 1994 I was getting dressed up to go to a Halloween party at a bar I worked at, and some kids came by and rang the doorbell. I didn't buy any candy, because I was going out. But I did have cigarettes so they each got one of those instead.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This man brightens my day

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Back around 1994 I was getting dressed up to go to a Halloween party at a bar I worked at, and some kids came by and rang the doorbell. I didn't buy any candy, because I was going out. But I did have cigarettes so they each got one of those instead.

Oh, addendum. I forgot to add the six or seven kids were being escorted around the neighborhood by a somewhat older girl, probably 19 or so. And as I was giving the little kids cigarettes I think she tried to flirt with me asking if she could have one too. And I just said, "No ma'am, you can have two." I was down a half a pack of smokes within a few minutes and no I didn't get laid. Well I did later, but it was with my then-girlfriend.

 

[Dr Dave]