Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Cuchi Cuchi!

There are fairly good odds she'll be on this afternoon's Love Boat rerun on MeTV.

Oh bad news, no Charo today. Just Eddie Albert shooting clay pigeons off the side of the boat while Shirley Jones is trying to seduce him. And I'm pretty sure Julie McCoy's hair in this one has its own sentience.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Wow. We are old. And so are they.

 

[Volpone]

I have 20 minutes of Free Time that I intend to waste.

Well that isn't entirely true. I should mow the lawn. But since I don't want to burst into flame and die I'm going to wait for tomorrow, when the temperature is supposed to be slightly lower.

 

[Volpone]

I hate you for showing me Pat Benatar looks like that. I've barely managed to deal with Jamie Lee Curtis. This is just wrong.

 

[Volpone]

I'm just going to have to put a reliable thermometer outside a window. I can't find a weather website that I believe the temps on for more than about 4 days at a stretch, apparently.

 

[Volpone]

OMG. OMG. OMG. I just realized something. Obviously I cannot prove it, but I believe it to be true.

Fact: In September 2015 a contestant answered "What is the Ballad of Turd Ferguson?" for Final Jeopardy.
Fact: They reshoot parts of "Jeopardy" for various reasons, as long as it doesn't materially change the results.
Fact: "The Ballad of Turd Ferguson" is not a thing. But...
Fact: "YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE, TREBEK!"

I believe that, in September of 2015, a contestant was stumped on Final so (s)he wrote down "What is 'YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE, TREBEK'?" and they reshot the ending. Search your heart. You know this to be true. Now I must seek out this contestant and try to verify.