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Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?
- Thread starter Mirah
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Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
I had another million dollar idea. I wanna see Stallone in a reboot of Charles in Charge.
The Beer Hall Pooch
Too Evil To Worship
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
We found out about the bad lettuce because of Taco Bell, so it was actually the hot dog eaters who shat first.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
If I had more time and money than I knew what to do with, I might job hunt for fun.
Send out resumes in Comic Sans, listing Miskatonic University for education and work experience at Omni Consumer Products, Yoyodyne Propulsion Laboratories, and the Weyland-Yutani Corporation. Sit in an interview: "Describe one time you faced a difficult choice and did the right thing." "Well, one time I was at my desk playing MS Solitaire and I thought I had to fart. But when I tried I felt like maybe I had to shit so I didn't. Eventually I got up from my desk and went to the bathroom and it turns out I did have to shit."
Send out resumes in Comic Sans, listing Miskatonic University for education and work experience at Omni Consumer Products, Yoyodyne Propulsion Laboratories, and the Weyland-Yutani Corporation. Sit in an interview: "Describe one time you faced a difficult choice and did the right thing." "Well, one time I was at my desk playing MS Solitaire and I thought I had to fart. But when I tried I felt like maybe I had to shit so I didn't. Eventually I got up from my desk and went to the bathroom and it turns out I did have to shit."
