Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Well I have no idea who those people are at all. My favorite celebrity encounter (and excuse me if I've told this tale before) was meeting and hanging out with Jimmy Page from Led Zep back in October 1988. Random chance, he was just bebopping around random bars the night before his solo concert the following evening. Cool dude, just sitting in with various house bands around the bar district that evening. So I sat down to talk with him and he's just all "Hello, I'm Jimmy Page and I'm drunk off me arse".

This is when I realized that celebrities, even one of the biggest guitar gods of all time, still put their pants on one leg at a time. They usually don't even like their celebrity status at all, either. Cool people.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Watching old school Hawaii 5-0 again here, and this episode has Hans Gudegast/Eric Braeden in it. You know, the guy that has been playing Victor Newman on Y&R for about 100 years now. I think he also tried to kill Cornelius and Zira in the third Planet of the Apes movie, so I'm sure he's gonna be a good guy in this one.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Right now I'm hearing cows mooing in the distance, and I'm really thinking about taking a walk to get them stoned.

 

[Volpone]

I "met" Dan Aykroyd once. When I was a brand new USMC 2nd Lt, still in school, some of us got tapped to be princess escorts for this Apple Festival in rural Virginia and he was the Grand Marshall for the parade (or whatever). I say "met" because I didn't ever actually talk to him, I was around people while he was talking to us and I'm in a picture with him (and about 30 other Lts). But yeah, he was a stand-up guy. The princesses did this Blues Brothers tribute in this sort of pageant/show at the start of the festival and instead of just watching and clapping and whatnot, he got up and borrowed a hat and sunglasses and did Elwood Blues. It may have been planned but it sure felt spontaneous. And he did the Elwood "We're on a mission from God" and whatever else to entertain people around at the event where we got the picture taken.

 

[Love Child]

Please let us know how that goes.

 

[Volpone]

I kind of want to go do something right now, but it is outside of the routine evening activities and The Dog is currently snoring peacefully in the other room. If I start rummaging around in a closet I risk getting her worked up and then I have to get her settled down again.

Other day I got just past the gate on the morning walk and realized I only had 1 poop bag left but I'd already went back in for 1 or 2 things and she was getting so keyed up for her walk that I didn't want to turn her around and go back inside. So I walked something like 3 miles, carrying a loosely knotted bag of poop so I could try to pick up a second poop with it if push came to shove.