Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
I would very much enjoy it if this week would just fuck off.
Troll Kingdom
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Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Hot Take: If your country doesn't have an authentic castle, you shouldn't get a Traitors franchise. A really big house just doesn't cut it.
LOOKING AT YOU AUSTRALIA...
LOOKING AT YOU AUSTRALIA...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Is there s away to just get all your teeth replaced by unbreakable metal teeth so you don't have to worry about teeth ever again?
Dr Dave
pillzlol
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
There's this motherfucker that lives up the street from me that drives a newer model Dodge Charger with a modified exhaust. And it's loud. Nice car, really, but this dumbass keeps gunning it up and down the street practically 24/7, and it wouldn't be too annoying if he could keep his foot steady on the gas pedal but apparently he can't.
So I'm going to destroy it. Nothing too violent, I'm thinking either a high energy microwave burst aimed directly at the front end of the thing so it fries every electronic system under the hood.. Or I could just superglue some very small pebbles inside his valve stem caps so every day he winds up with four flat tires.
What say ye all?
So I'm going to destroy it. Nothing too violent, I'm thinking either a high energy microwave burst aimed directly at the front end of the thing so it fries every electronic system under the hood.. Or I could just superglue some very small pebbles inside his valve stem caps so every day he winds up with four flat tires.
What say ye all?
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Remembering a friend of mine who died 6 years ago on this day. Army vet. And I was thinking about one of the first times we hung out together socially he was going, "Wouldn't it be cool if we could find a grizzly bear and dose it with LSD and cut it loose in the governor's mansion?" lmao.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
What's wrong with the old sugar in the gas tank trick?
I have whole motorcycle clubs racing past my window in the warm weather months. How does the rider not go deaf sitting in the middle of that noise?
whisky
Boobie inspector
Had dinner at a place we like to go, this woman was walking around in very right leggings, she had a nice bum, but then she turned around and it was as revealing at the front as it was at the back, I felt like it was giving a bit too much away, maybe she was an exhibitionist, but you have to keep something back that's just for your partner right?
Something that maybe a pub with kids in shouldn't be seeing?
Something that maybe a pub with kids in shouldn't be seeing?
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
I dunno, man. My neighbor drags his Harley out once in awhile too, and I don't mind that, he's cool and it's a nice bike as well. But Charger Boy has got to go. I thought about the sugar thing but it's hard to get into a gas cap these days without a crowbar and that would be noticeable and ruin the surprise. Plus who knows how many ring cameras or other surveillance devices are around. I'd have to put on my Ninja Bobby Ewing outfit at the very least.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Fair enough. The last time I drove regularly was the mid-90s so that's my frame of reference...