Troll Kingdom
This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!
Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?
- Thread starter Mirah
- Start date
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
The machines have won. Cracked the screen on my phone. Bought the same identical phone. Showed up today. Figured all I'd have to do is move the SIM card. Nope. I've been fighting with this thing for I don't know how long. At this point I should just power down the phone because it is draining the battery faster than it can charge and run to the phone store to try to get them to set everything up.
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
Man -vs- Woman.
I'm generally glad to be a man. But I'm reading F. Scot Fitzgerald short stories. Offshore Pirate. Rags Martin-Jones & the Prince of Whales. And I gotta say, to win the heart of a fickle gal requires Barney Stinson level ploys, schemes, and gadgets, while if you're even a moderately attractive girl, being able to take off your underwear while you're at the dinner table without disturbing your clothes will win the game.
I'm generally glad to be a man. But I'm reading F. Scot Fitzgerald short stories. Offshore Pirate. Rags Martin-Jones & the Prince of Whales. And I gotta say, to win the heart of a fickle gal requires Barney Stinson level ploys, schemes, and gadgets, while if you're even a moderately attractive girl, being able to take off your underwear while you're at the dinner table without disturbing your clothes will win the game.