MENTY, GUESS WHAT??

[Big Dick McGee]

I found out that the course I'm going to be playing in Hawaii, Ko Olina Golf Club is the same course that Michelle Wie practices on! Not only is the course gorgeous, but maybe, just maybe, I'll see Michelle and wave to her and we'll talk and pair up and my sparkling with and incredibly funny personality will win her over, and we'll have wild sex in a sandtrap on the 18th green while patrons of the bar stand and applaud just before the police haul me off to jail for having sex with a 16-year-old!

Hey, it could happen!

Seriously, that is the course she plays, though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are you sure it's not legal to have sex with a 16 year old in Hawaii?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'LL CHECK WWW.AGEOFCONSENT.COM!!! THANKS, STUART!!

 

[Mentalist]

OMG THAT SITE WORKS..... Sort of.


16 is all good to be honest. Its legal in England, basically if they blagged the doorman to get into the club then my responsibility ENDS there!

If you're going to Hawaii with your family DO SPEND TIME WITH THEM. Golf can make things seem less important than they are. Its like mescaline!

On another note.. I reinstalled TW05 and am halfway through the legend tour. I fucking owned Vijay finsihing three shots under his score. OWNED!

I'm ready for Tiger.... (I'm so not)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You're golden. It's 16 in Hawaii. Pork her like a porking porkerer.

http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's 12 in Scotland, isn't it?

 

[Mentalist]

Only if you wear a haggis helmet.


LOL I MADE A CLICHE SCOTTISH JOKE LOL IM THE BESTEST.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Only in your basement.

 

[Mentalist]

LETS VOTE FOR NATS FEET!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Aren't all feet kind of the same?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's the worst pic I've seen of her, I think.

DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE WEBBED TOES? THAT WOULD BE COOL.

 

[Mentalist]

PRETTY MUCH YES BUT NATALIES FEET ARE SUPER MAGICAL FEET.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've never met anyone with webbed toes. I think they're an urban legend.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Nat's feet are FUCKING GORGEOUS! She just moved up like 10 spots on my "must-fuck" list.

 

[Mandi]

DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE WEBBED TOES? THAT WOULD BE COOL.

The people from western oregon do, or at least that's the rumor...

 

[CaptainWacky]

ACVHOO

 

[Mentalist]

NO YOU LOST ME

 

[CaptainWacky]

seriously, feet?

 

[Captain Obvious]

Feet are for walking!

 

[Captain Obvious]

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?