Kerb Crawler

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You're welcome.

 

[Henoch]

says the dual to the other dual

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah, he's a much richer dual these days, thanks to some failed thievery.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Jesus fuck, Hennie, you made it twice as bad! HE IS THE RICHEST OF TEH ALL!!!!!1111!

 

[Henoch]

Jesus fuck, Hennie, you made it twice as bad! HE IS THE RICHEST OF TEH ALL!!!!!1111!

WTF are you talkin' about, i thieved 1 million points in the end.

 

[Henoch]

It's jack that keeps losing to him.

 

[Gagh]

Weeeee! I wasted all my 136 million points on him, and I'm glad to be shot of the fucking things!

 

[jack]

I just hope he's banking the fucking things

btw Kerb is no ones dual, he's the tall one standing next to me in the pirate shirt.

 

[jack]

Can anyone else do the multiple karma trick?

 

[Gagh]

Nope, even though you told me how, I can't get it to work.

 

[jack]

I just gave you a tenner

 

[Gagh]

I noticed. If only I could get it to work on my PC. Problem is , it takes an awful lot to slow it down.

 

[jack]

I can email you that cheat program I used for the arcade, maybe that'll work.

 

[Henoch]

Weeeee! I wasted all my 136 million points on him, and I'm glad to be shot of the fucking things!

Really, I'm still traumatized & am not sure when, if ever i will get over this.

Only Kerb's death will help me to recover fully.

 

[jack]

He can't die, he lives near Albuquerque.

 

[CaptainWacky]

CUNT CRAWLER IS A KERB!

 

[Gagh]

Do you have Cunt Crawler's number, Wacky?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes. It's 667. HE IS CLOSE TO SATAN.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He can't die, he lives near Albuquerque.

My brother's in Albuquerque, I can call him and...ask a favor...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is he a mafia hitman? OR A PASTRY CHEF WITH A TEMPER?