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Old 07-28-2010, 05:57 PM   #1
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Old 07-28-2010, 06:00 PM   #2
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Old 07-29-2010, 11:29 AM   #7
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Old 07-29-2010, 11:47 AM   #9
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:54 PM   #10
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Reality and I have made a deal: Reality has total control over me, and in turn, I don't care about a thing in the world. Works perfectly fine.
Ok, so it does have a weird sense of humor at times. Like when I found out that I still haven't won that 1M € in the lottery. But that's ok, my bank assistant still laughs about my attempt to withdraw 10,000 € every time he sees me, and making people happy like that must surely be worth more than filthy lucre?
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Old 07-29-2010, 01:13 PM   #11
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Knowing me, I probably have total control over reality but I'm too afraid to change shit or even let my real self know about it because, deep down I hate uncertainty and I use massive amounts of drunks and skajasjdnfanmlks to disguise that.

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OK, how exactly are you using those drunks? I mean, I know perfectly well how to use skajasjdnfanmlks, everyone does, but drunks? Do you collect them from the street and put them in a room where you ask them how they think reality should be and when they tell you how reality is a bitch and how they can't change their fate and everything's been better when they were young and who the hell has stolen the last sip from the beer can you sit back and relax and feel safe to say for certain that, nope, you can't control reality? I mean, that would be a pretty good way to do it, imo.
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Old 07-29-2010, 02:07 PM   #13
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Well, switch people and drunks. DRunks are things, people are skgvjkvykct I gotta go.
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Old 07-29-2010, 02:14 PM   #14
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Oh great. CONFUSED NOW!
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Old 07-29-2010, 02:55 PM   #15
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Old 07-29-2010, 02:57 PM   #16
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Well, not from the streets, from high schools, really. I'm trying to enjoy the last embers of my youth.

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Can we please make the last 5 posts our new QOTW? Thanks!
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Old 07-30-2010, 11:11 AM   #25
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I once felt I had control of reality, then I realised it was just the same all the time.

Every single night, the same arrangement, I went out to fight the fight. I felt this strange enstrangement. Nothing here was real. Nothing here was right. I was just making shows of trading blows, just hoping no one knows, that I was going through the motions, walking through the part.

It seemed as if nothing could penetrate my heart. Whereas I have previously been brave and righteous, I just found myself wavering. It just doesn't mean a thing.

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