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I want to smell dark matter
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When will I have total control of reality?
It IS going to happen eventually, right?
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DO YOU WANT TO DATE MY AVATAR?
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When God is done playing with the remote.
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It's not going to happen.
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I AM A GOLDEN GOD
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You already do, you're just really bad at it
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Does anyone?
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Tomorrow
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I want to smell dark matter
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What if every night I write how the next day is going to be but when I wake up I forget that I'm the author?
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I AM A GOLDEN GOD
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So every night before you go to bed you right a next day where you will depressed, sexually confused, alone and half crazy?
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I want to smell dark matter
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I'm not sure why I do it either. If only I could remember...
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here to serve you 24/7
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Reality and I have made a deal: Reality has total control over me, and in turn, I don't care about a thing in the world. Works perfectly fine.
Ok, so it does have a weird sense of humor at times. Like when I found out that I still haven't won that 1M € in the lottery. But that's ok, my bank assistant still laughs about my attempt to withdraw 10,000 € every time he sees me, and making people happy like that must surely be worth more than filthy lucre?
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Folces Weard
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Knowing me, I probably have total control over reality but I'm too afraid to change shit or even let my real self know about it because, deep down I hate uncertainty and I use massive amounts of drunks and skajasjdnfanmlks to disguise that.
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harry takes off his shirt and hes ripped. ok so some fine bitch comes in and starts grinding harry. harry says dayum gurrel and hits that. well guess what the dime was actually voldemort. harry fucked voldemort and he liked it. thye do it again and get gay married |
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here to serve you 24/7
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OK, how exactly are you using those drunks? I mean, I know perfectly well how to use skajasjdnfanmlks, everyone does, but drunks? Do you collect them from the street and put them in a room where you ask them how they think reality should be and when they tell you how reality is a bitch and how they can't change their fate and everything's been better when they were young and who the hell has stolen the last sip from the beer can you sit back and relax and feel safe to say for certain that, nope, you can't control reality? I mean, that would be a pretty good way to do it, imo.
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Folces Weard
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Well, switch people and drunks. DRunks are things, people are skgvjkvykct I gotta go.
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harry takes off his shirt and hes ripped. ok so some fine bitch comes in and starts grinding harry. harry says dayum gurrel and hits that. well guess what the dime was actually voldemort. harry fucked voldemort and he liked it. thye do it again and get gay married |
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here to serve you 24/7
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Oh great. CONFUSED NOW!
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Create your own reality instead.
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Folces Weard
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Well, not from the streets, from high schools, really. I'm trying to enjoy the last embers of my youth.
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harry takes off his shirt and hes ripped. ok so some fine bitch comes in and starts grinding harry. harry says dayum gurrel and hits that. well guess what the dime was actually voldemort. harry fucked voldemort and he liked it. thye do it again and get gay married |
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I want to smell dark matter
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MAYBE I HAVE IT NOW.
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/cheatcode deletechar "CaptainWacky"
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I AM A GOLDEN GOD
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error: character not found
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CaptainWacky....
COME BACK!
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All In With The Nuts
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CHKDSK
Fixing bad sector... CaptainWacky restored.
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Good work TechMasterMayo!
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here to serve you 24/7
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Can we please make the last 5 posts our new QOTW? Thanks!
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Red-Headed Slut
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Yes.
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I'm not like the girls that you've known, but I believe I'm worth coming home to |
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I want to smell dark matter
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I'm trying to will it to happen.
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All In With The Nuts
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WILL RIKER could make it happen.
(* if he still had his Q powers)
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Elitist SCUM
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I'm trying to will Eggs to watch PROJECT RUNWAY.
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DO YOU WANT TO DATE MY AVATAR?
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He WILL watch it. There's the full episode. No more excuses.
http://www.mylifetime.com/shows/proj...-sew-it-begins
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Missmanners' Bitch
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I once felt I had control of reality, then I realised it was just the same all the time.
Every single night, the same arrangement, I went out to fight the fight. I felt this strange enstrangement. Nothing here was real. Nothing here was right. I was just making shows of trading blows, just hoping no one knows, that I was going through the motions, walking through the part. It seemed as if nothing could penetrate my heart. Whereas I have previously been brave and righteous, I just found myself wavering. It just doesn't mean a thing.
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I want to smell dark matter
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"She ain't got that swing."
"Thanks for noticing."
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