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Captain Decker
11-11-2002, 09:41 AM
http://www.edge102.com/news/detail.cfm?dir=oddities&file=K110604AU

I keep forgetting to post this. This guy was sitting next to a lawyer and an accountant who promised to pay him $200 to run onto the ice wearing nothing but his socks. He claims to have wanted the money to buy new textbooks for school (no, he's not a medical student or aspiring teacher, he's a "Golf Management" major :roll: ), but has not seen a dime from his "benefactors" as of yet, has been fined $400, and faces public mischief charges. Worst of all? He wasn't even drunk at the time!

Dumbass southern Albertans. :bigass:

Coma
11-11-2002, 06:45 PM
I could see doing it for $2,000. But $200? That barely buys 2 textbooks, and is hardly worth the risk of fine. He must have just been really stupid. Thats the only explanation. He must feel like a jack-ass now. (or at least i hope he does) I'd throw stuff at him if i ever saw him. (no i wouldn't, but i'd want to)

Captain Decker
11-11-2002, 07:03 PM
The funny part is that he didn't even "streak".

I mean, how he planned to do that on a sheet of ice, I've no idea, but the dumbass fell from the glass surrounding the rink and banged his head against the ice and passed out. So, instead of "streaking", he's lying prostrate on the ice, with his buddy flapping in the wind, in front of 20,000 people.

Heh. Only in Calgary.

The Necromancer
10-21-2006, 12:14 PM
Getting naked for books? I say yes.