I hate TK related dreams!!!

[missmanners]

So disturbing. Sadistic Bastard found a snake in his car. I rescued the snake and let it build a nest to survive over the winter in my barn. Ted Danson (who everone was calling Messenger, but I KNEW was Ted Danson) found the snake and was cooking it on my charcoal grill. He also found my hidden S.A.M.s and was shooting down black helicopters.

Anyone want to try to tell me what all that means?

:meh:
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[Cranky Bastard]

Eat more fiber.

[dogbert]

Switch to straight vodka.

[I Love Cunt]

Ted Danson is a jealous man and didn't want any snakes nesting in your barn without his approval. Or he was just hungry.

[Maylie]

I didn't think Messy looks much like Ted Danson, he is old and Messy is well, cuter...

So that is strange.....

[The Saint]

Let's just keep the TK-related dream with me in it to ourselves, hmm? ;)

[Sadistic Bastard]

Snakes, my dear Lady, are often sexual metaphores (phallic ones).

You may as well just admit it and show up at my door, naked.

:D

[jack]

I didn't think Messy looks much like Ted Danson, he is old and Messy is well, cuter...

So that is strange.....

It's disgusting that SlutGirl does these little "ee" cuties at the end of every guy's name she responds to adversarially. She must think that's some sort of effective "knock'emdead" male troll.

Mincing little nancygirl.

[jack]

I mean look....I know if I had a vagina I'd probably sit around all day with my hands up my skirt too, but that's no excuse for her acting like that.

[Gagh]

Sniff Techman's bollock-sweat before you drop off. That should put an end to any dreams.

[eloisel]

I did have a TK related nightmare last night. Seems Panda was a female poster, married a rich guy, bragged about him here for weeks, then she killed him. It was in the news and someone posted a video clip. Panda looked just like her avatar. I thought Panda was a guy.

[bad dog]

Switch to straight vodka.


hell yes!