It will be my birthday soon.

[TheArtist]

So, how will you celebrate?

Also, what are you getting me?

[I Love Cunt]

A blow job from the girl down the road.
Unless of course you happen to be a female yourself,
then I'll get you a whip and chains and you can go find yourself a man slave.
Hope you have a wonderful and happy birthday TheArtist.

[TheArtist]

Almost there. I got the VAn Halen and Motely Crue cd's out.

[starguard]

How old will you be? :twisted:

[TheArtist]

44.

I will be buying myself a .44 for my 44

[Shitty Dual]

A .44 will get you 99

[I Love Cunt]

All of this anticipation got me hot, now I feel slightly let down TheArtist.

[TheArtist]

eh.

[A_Real_Prick666]

So, how will you celebrate?

Also, what are you getting me?

A Restraining Order

[TheArtist]

A Restraining Order

Have one.

[Enkephalen]

How about a red sports car to relive your misbegotten youth?

[TheArtist]

Naw. I like my new .44.

Red sport cars attrach too much attention.

[TheArtist]

Man, you all missed this year's birthday party.

[TheArtist]

I got to say, this thread was deserving a reset.

[Kitty]

What sort of artist wouldnt want to utilize every opportunity to express his/herself? Make your own avatar and sig.

[bryce]

44.

I will be buying myself a .44 for my 44

Ah, so you are planning suicide too!?

Small world!

I'm turing 38 soon, so I guess a .38 would be apropros for me, huh?

But hey, are you married? If so, is your woman about the same age? Because I hear that women are like money - when you get a 40, you can trade her in for two 20's!

(Or a 25 and a 15, if ya know, you are into that....)

[TheArtist]

What sort of artist wouldnt want to utilize every opportunity to express his/herself? Make your own avatar and sig.


I work in a different medium.

[TheArtist]

Ah, so you are planning suicide too!?

Small world!

I'm turing 38 soon, so I guess a .38 would be apropros for me, huh?

But hey, are you married? If so, is your woman about the same age? Because I hear that women are like money - when you get a 40, you can trade her in for two 20's!

(Or a 25 and a 15, if ya know, you are into that....)


The ideal age for a woman is half the man's age plus 7. And then subtract a year for each 10 million of the man's net worth.

[Dual]

Hey Artist, you live in LA, right? We should get together to celebrate your birthday.

;)
d

[TheArtist]

Hey Artist, you live in LA, right? We should get together to celebrate your birthday.

;)
d

Remind me next year. We'll do lunch.