Question for Vap [Archive]

Mr. Toad

11-01-2006, 06:22 AM

according to you, you're now, a new, leaner, fitter, buffer gnome.

I say, it's vapnoopshit, as usual.

So put up or shut up, munchkin.... post a recent picture and we'll judge for oursleves, ...

otherwise admit you're a lying pussy of intergalactic proportions.

jack

11-01-2006, 06:40 AM

Here's a challenge, asshat.

You come up to Vermont to verify it yourself. You'll take the picture (just like Neil did) and post it yourself. If I'm full of shit, I'll pay for everything, and apologise to you in public.

Otherwise you'll cook me dinner and apologise to me in public.

Put up or shut up yourself, you disgusting piece of shit.

Kim Nyholm

11-01-2006, 08:18 AM

Don't take him up on it, Toad...he wants to cook you and wear your skin.

Elrod Jericoho

11-01-2006, 08:19 AM

Oh, sure, try to prove you're french by claiming to eat toad legs. You fucking faux french faker.

Mr. Toad

11-01-2006, 08:50 AM

put up or shut up, gnome

Mr. Toad

11-01-2006, 08:57 AM

post a pic

jack

11-01-2006, 09:16 AM

As usual, I PWN you :bigass:

Mr. Toad

11-01-2006, 09:22 AM

Vap, get your camera. Ask Mrs V. to take a picture, upload it into your photobucket account and post it on here.

I'm not asking for a naked torso shot (shudder), I just want to see the new 'toned' gnome for my own eyes. you don't have to wear a blouse either.

so come on...wait are you waiting for, runt?

jack

11-01-2006, 09:25 AM

Is that a clean rag Lin is offering you? :bigass:

Elrod Jericoho 1

11-01-2006, 09:46 AM

vap posts at a shitty board that thought it could take Comicon down. We guttersnipes would not stand for this. Just two of us have pwned the entire board in our drool. pwned, as you say!!!

Tyrant

11-01-2006, 09:46 AM

IIRC it is because of TKers that Comicon doesn't accept throwaway e-mail accounts, among other things.

Elrod Jericoho

11-01-2006, 09:47 AM

Nah.

Kim Nyholm

11-01-2006, 10:59 AM

As usual, I PWN you

The only thing you "pwn" is a face so unbelievably ugly, you don't dare step in front of a camera lens.

Tyrant

11-01-2006, 11:00 AM

The only thing you "pwn" is a face so unbelievably ugly, you don't dare step in front of a camera lens.
We've seen more pictures of jack than of you. If you're so hot, post a photo.

Stuart

11-01-2006, 11:28 AM

Hi!

Mr. Toad

11-01-2006, 11:31 AM

Hi!

come home to yer pa, me boy...

Stuart

11-01-2006, 11:40 AM

Good one!

Lilac

11-01-2006, 12:16 PM

Hi!
And right on cue...

jack

11-02-2006, 01:04 AM

Nah.

Actually, that's the Gospel According To Veitch.

My doing too :bigass: Just like your picture posting abilities. Or rather your lack of same.

Also my doing.

Yep.

jack

11-02-2006, 01:08 AM

We've seen more pictures of jack than of you. If you're so hot, post a photo.

What's really funny is, he's short and fat and bald and ugly himself. He shaves his head to hide his own male pattern baldness, and with the hitler 'stache, it's pretty gruesome.

He's SO overweight that he can obnly go formal in his massive hawaiian shirt collection,

Hunchie's quite the fashion plate, and one hunk of burning tiny shoe love.

Here's a recent pic (that's Hellman on the right) Pot calling the kettle black?
http://www.altgeek.net/spx_2003/spx_2003_pics/DSCF0036.jpg

jack

11-02-2006, 01:13 AM

http://images.comicbookresources.com/previews/ape2002/ape_dannyhellman.jpg

Panda

11-02-2006, 06:37 AM

http://home.earthlink.net/~wenwarr/hunchback.JPG

jack

11-02-2006, 07:10 AM

The guy on the left is Victor Cayro. Don't know much about him except he likes to get drunk in public and frenchkiss the Hunchback.

Panda

11-02-2006, 09:46 AM

looks like Hellman permanently wears a Groucho Marx face.... :lol:

http://www.photospin.com/content/photos/thumb/0430086.jpg

Tyrant

11-02-2006, 10:21 AM

http://www.altgeek.net/spx_2003/spx_2003_pics/DSCF0036.jpg
PWNED by G-d.

jack

11-03-2006, 05:23 PM

I love this thread.

Lilac

11-03-2006, 11:05 PM

It loves you back.

Kim Nyholm

11-04-2006, 05:08 AM

I love this thread.

I love how a hideous, wretched dwarf tries to call me "short," and busts my balls for wearing a hawaiian shirt while he flounces around in a chick's blouse.

Panda

11-04-2006, 06:09 AM

I love how a hideous, wretched dwarf tries to call me "short," and busts my balls for wearing a hawaiian shirt while he flounces around in a chick's blouse.

that's a Men's Dress shirt, hunchback. Do you know anything about fashion? Hawaiian shirts went out decades ago btw

Kim Nyholm

11-04-2006, 06:33 AM

that's a Men's Dress shirt, hunchback. Do you know anything about fashion? Hawaiian shirts went out decades ago btw

This is NOT a "men's dress shirt;" this IS the kind of shirt you see worn by an effeminate male yoga instructor, a hippie woman selling pottery at a crafts fair, or a gay pirate. In other words, this is a girl's blouse:

http://www.dannyhellman.com/imgs/vapnoopner.jpg

jack

11-04-2006, 09:12 AM

So lets see, you're still yammering about Neils and my successful pic troll from two summers ago that successfully shut down the image function of the Gutters, and the fact that you have mpb so bad you shave to not be humiliated, and are FAT.

As in morbidly obese.

It's just too funny. Here I am, verbally beating the shit out of you again.

Need a bandaid, or some ice for the swelling, Hunchie?

Kim Nyholm

11-04-2006, 09:26 AM

jack

11-04-2006, 11:23 AM

Dude, you look fucking stupid. Fat, bald, ugly and stupid.

Hysterical, actually.

PWNED BY GOD :bigass:

Kim Nyholm

11-04-2006, 03:23 PM

Dude, you look fucking stupid. Fat, bald, ugly and stupid.

Unfortunately, this doesn't change the fact that you're a hideous, tiny, wrinkled, toad-like, cross-dressing freak, (see photos above).

Panda

11-04-2006, 03:58 PM

you look no better, hunchie, and Vap has at least 10 years on you...

Kim Nyholm

11-04-2006, 04:34 PM

you look no better, hunchie, and Vap has at least 10 years on you...

I don't know, man....take a look at the dark bags under Vap's eyes, and the weird, droopy ears. Clearly the little fellow has dissipated his vital energies with too much meat-whacking and black market dog vitamins from Tijuana. He looks like a small, shrivelled sack of pus waiting to be lanced.

BitchSlapSmitty

11-04-2006, 06:25 PM

I'm sexier looking than both of you put together, now put me in your fucking book already.

Lilac

11-04-2006, 11:54 PM

I'm sexier looking than both of you put together, now put me in your fucking book already.
'Sup?

BitchSlapSmitty

11-05-2006, 08:13 AM

'Sup?

Nothin much, comics, sex, getting fat and other stuff.

You?

Panda

11-05-2006, 09:38 AM

you mean getting 'fatter'...

Panda

11-05-2006, 06:52 PM

http://www.stevelieber.com/ld14.gif

Kim Nyholm

11-05-2006, 06:58 PM

I think Panda might be just the tiniest bit stupid.

Panda

11-05-2006, 06:59 PM

I'm not as stupid as you look :bigass:

Kim Nyholm

11-05-2006, 07:01 PM

I'm not as stupid as you look

Yet you're every bit as stupid as you are.

Tyrant

11-05-2006, 07:03 PM

What?

jack

11-06-2006, 02:36 AM

I love this thread :)

Stuart

11-06-2006, 02:48 AM

You are both fat, bald old coots.

End of story.

Hunter you having sex? What’s his name?

jack

11-06-2006, 02:54 AM

Do you think my new av shows off Hellman's "Daddy" skills?

Stuart

11-06-2006, 03:08 AM

Well I don’t know who those two are supposed to be, I can’t read what it says, and it gives the impression that he has a large penis (it’s a well know fact that he has a small, sweaty one)

Apart from that it’s ok.

jack

11-06-2006, 03:15 AM

It says "Don't let them tell you that penis enlargement doesn't work."

And you call me old :::chuckling::: get some glasses granpaw!

Stuart

11-06-2006, 03:31 AM

I see, and who are those two?

jack

11-06-2006, 03:45 AM

Ask Hellman, I think it's a birthday card he drew for his wee new baby boy.

Stuart

11-06-2006, 03:55 AM

Hey Danny who are those two?

Panda

11-06-2006, 06:00 AM

is one of them Rall?

Stuart

11-06-2006, 06:04 AM

IS one of them Rall????

Kim Nyholm

11-06-2006, 06:55 AM

They are both allegorical figures of Vap.

Elrod Jericoho

11-06-2006, 07:12 AM

They are Johnny Ryan characters Sinus O'Gynus and Loady McGee. http://www.johnnyr.com/comix/fanArt.html

Johnny Ryan is hilarious. Here's his recent reinterpretation of the Book of Genesis:
http://www.johnnyr.com/comix/kkk2006-10-16.html

jack

11-06-2006, 07:30 AM

LOL

Elrod Jericoho

11-06-2006, 07:39 AM

LOL @ the Book of Genesis, or just in a general I'm trolling people way?

jack

11-06-2006, 08:05 AM

You understand the nature of my trolling exquisitely, and that makes me laugh.

jack

11-06-2006, 08:05 AM

Suck it, Hunchie

Elrod Jericoho

11-06-2006, 08:06 AM

Johnny Ryan is funny.

Elrod Jericoho

11-06-2006, 08:06 AM

Dontcha think?

jack

11-06-2006, 08:45 AM

When he does Hellman impressions, at least.

Gurk_MacGuintey

11-06-2006, 08:59 AM

So, Jack? Is this Hellman character the latest pubescent object of your unnatural desires?

jack

11-06-2006, 09:03 AM

Kim Nyholm

11-06-2006, 09:15 AM

Yes, I've been enjoying anal sex with him so long and so often it's almost monogamous.

Meaning he's really the only one I enjoy deeply fucking up the ass so deeply and repeatedly that I never get tired of doing it.

Even after all these years, I just can't resist that tight little pucker.

Gnomie, I applaud you for having the courage to finally admit that you love man-ass. Now, if we could just get you started on the Zoloft, we'd be making some real progress.

jack

11-06-2006, 09:16 AM

It's a metaphor, Hunchie.

Deal with it.

Kim Nyholm

11-06-2006, 09:19 AM

It's a metaphor, Hunchie.

Please explain how your obsession with man-ass is a metaphor for anything, closet case.

Panda

11-06-2006, 09:21 AM

the metaphor is, hunchie, that Vap dominates you

jack

11-06-2006, 09:22 AM

My obsession isn't with man-ass, you deplorable little homophobe. I'll repeat it, since you've gone retarded...PWNING you is so easy it's just like fucking you up the ass.

you understand? P W N I N G YOU IS SO EASY IT'S JUST LIKE FUCKING YOU UP THE ASS

jack

11-06-2006, 09:23 AM

I can't wait til your kid can fucking read :bigass:

Kim Nyholm

11-06-2006, 09:28 AM

P W N I N G YOU IS SO EASY IT'S JUST LIKE FUCKING YOU UP THE ASS

Every time you say that, I picture you in your vintage Carmen Miranda ensemble.

http://www.dannyhellman.com/imgs/vapmiranda.gif

jack

11-06-2006, 09:30 AM

yes, out of focus pictures of me that someone else did years ago certainly does create pwnership dunnit. But then, that's all you've got...what I gave you.

I think what creates even more ownership, is when you pulled this shit in the Gutters, I fixed it so you could never do it there again. or when I discovered you buying little girl shoes on eBay.

:::laughing and laughing and laughing:::

geedis

11-06-2006, 12:47 PM

This is NOT a "men's dress shirt;" this IS the kind of shirt you see worn by an effeminate male yoga instructor, a hippie woman selling pottery at a crafts fair, or a gay pirate. In other words, this is a girl's blouse:

http://www.dannyhellman.com/imgs/vapnoopner.jpg

Forget about the girl's blouse. Look how there holding each other? Like there posing as man and women.

jack

11-06-2006, 01:12 PM

Look... out of everyone, he's the only one that's ever met me internetwise.

There's a reason for that you know, idiot. We had fun. He has a great wife, he's a great guy. He met my family and we had great company, food and wine.

He discovered that my online persona was just that. In real life I'm so nice it should be bottled.

Get me around degenerates like Hellman, worthless assholes not worth a flying fuck at a rolling donut, and deal with what you get.

Kim Nyholm

11-06-2006, 01:24 PM

Get me around degenerates like Hellman

You spend the better half of the day posting about butt sex and I'M the degenerate?

jack

11-06-2006, 01:42 PM

You spend the better half of the day posting about butt sex and I'M the degenerate?

Bingo!