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SaintLucifer
10-26-2006, 04:34 PM
I am most amazed. It is not enough that the mutt Admin from Troll Valhalla felt it necessary to ban me from their site, photoshopped a screen capture of the Troll Valhalla Admin screen, but now he feels it is necessary to completely wrest from me control of my own account. Whenever I post, the contents are altered. The colour of the font and the size of the same are changed. My sig has been altered. My custom title has been altered. Yet there I remain, continuing to PWN the entire site. How did I pwn them you might ask? Why that is readily obvious. Not only did I force the owner of a site to ban me, even after his very own posts here in Troll Kingdom where he claims to never ban, but he never gave a reason for my ban. Interesting no? I also PWN the entire site in that I continue to mock everyone who has fallen into step behind SNOOP, like his bitches that they are. Whatever he says or does, they follow. Hark! Do I hear the 'baaaahhhhhhhiiiinnngggg' of sheep from over yonder Troll Valhalla way?

I would suggest it is rather telling that I have forced not one, not two, but three Troll Valhalla Admins to alter my posts. This is the future of those who wish a means to deal with me at an equal level: obtain Admin powers! It is obviously the only way to deal with the great SaintLucifer without being stomped into bitch status. The famous refrain these days would be 'oh SaintLucifer used to bitchslap me up, down, around and sideways but I got him back! I purchased an entire site, took the reins of Admin, allowed him to register whilst stuttering claims in other sites that I never ban. Once the great SaintLucifer visits my site, I show my superior intellect by banning him from it. Then I allow him back in as a way to display my true power to the others. Once I have allowed SaintLucifer to return, I simply fuck with this account settings and every single one of his posts! Am I the man or am I the man? Yes, yes, I know it was the only way I could at least attempt to meet him on an equal level. Yes, yes I am aware that this 'equal level' is in fact unequal since I have the advantage from the start, but who cares right? I won! I won I won I won! I beat the great SaintLucifer! I shall now yell this fact out for all the world to hear!'

The above merely proves my point. Troll Valhalla has, is, and always shall be my BITCH.

Thank You,
SaintLucifer

SaintLucifer
10-26-2006, 04:42 PM
Wow but I daresay 'desperate' is a kind way of describing the Admins at Troll Valhalla! EDNA just finished threatening to reveal my personal information to everyone who displays an interest in the same. Has it come to this? I had not even said or done anything either. I just entered the site and she immediately posted her threat.

bad dog
10-26-2006, 04:46 PM
You are not banned , Luci busted in another lie.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/snoopdog6502/lucicrap.jpg

missmanners
10-26-2006, 04:49 PM
I am most amazed. It is not enough that the mutt Admin from Troll Valhalla felt it necessary to ban me from their site, photoshopped a screen capture of the Troll Valhalla Admin screen, but now he feels it is necessary to completely wrest from me control of my own account. Whenever I post, the contents are altered. The colour of the font and the size of the same are changed. My sig has been altered. My custom title has been altered. Yet there I remain, continuing to PWN the entire site. How did I pwn them you might ask? Why that is readily obvious. Not only did I force the owner of a site to ban me, even after his very own posts here in Troll Kingdom where he claims to never ban, but he never gave a reason for my ban. Interesting no? I also PWN the entire site in that I continue to mock everyone who has fallen into step behind SNOOP, like his bitches that they are. Whatever he says or does, they follow. Hark! Do I hear the 'baaaahhhhhhhiiiinnngggg' of sheep from over yonder Troll Valhalla way?

I would suggest it is rather telling that I have forced not one, not two, but three Troll Valhalla Admins to alter my posts. This is the future of those who wish a means to deal with me at an equal level: obtain Admin powers! It is obviously the only way to deal with the great SaintLucifer without being stomped into bitch status. The famous refrain these days would be 'oh SaintLucifer used to bitchslap me up, down, around and sideways but I got him back! I purchased an entire site, took the reins of Admin, allowed him to register whilst stuttering claims in other sites that I never ban. Once the great SaintLucifer visits my site, I show my superior intellect by banning him from it. Then I allow him back in as a way to display my true power to the others. Once I have allowed SaintLucifer to return, I simply fuck with this account settings and every single one of his posts! Am I the man or am I the man? Yes, yes, I know it was the only way I could at least attempt to meet him on an equal level. Yes, yes I am aware that this 'equal level' is in fact unequal since I have the advantage from the start, but who cares right? I won! I won I won I won! I beat the great SaintLucifer! I shall now yell this fact out for all the world to hear!'

The above merely proves my point. Troll Valhalla has, is, and always shall be my BITCH.

Thank You,
SaintLucifer

Well hello dear, and welcome to TK. It's always such a delight to see a new face pop up once in a while. Now then, tell me all about YOU!

;)
mm

SaintLucifer
10-26-2006, 04:56 PM
You are not banned , Luci busted in another lie.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/snoopdog6502/lucicrap.jpg

I sense desperation. Who said I am banned? I was talking about the previous week when you banned me. Learn to read you bitch. Interesting that you ran around here claiming I was not banned during that week previous after I had claimed I was, yet you failed to post proof as you attempted to do here.

Read my post again. I never said I was banned presently. You are getting desperate. Are those beads of sweat I see upon your forehead? Rather understandable. I have you in a bind and you know it. I own your very bitch soul. Now if you would be kind enough to ... SIT! HEEL! ROLL OVER!

Ahh, but there is nothing more enjoyable than owning another's soul.

So, when is your wife EDNA going to reveal my personal information as she threatened to do in Troll Valhalla?

bad dog
10-26-2006, 05:07 PM
Dude, stop hogging the bong, pass it to the left.

Barking Moonbat
10-26-2006, 05:09 PM
I sense desperation. Who said I am banned? I was talking about the previous week when you banned me. Learn to read you bitch. Interesting that you ran around here claiming I was not banned during that week previous after I had claimed I was, yet you failed to post proof as you attempted to do here.

Read my post again. I never said I was banned presently. You are getting desperate. Are those beads of sweat I see upon your forehead? Rather understandable. I have you in a bind and you know it. I own your very bitch soul. Now if you would be kind enough to ... SIT! HEEL! ROLL OVER!

Ahh, but there is nothing more enjoyable than owning another's soul.

So, when is your wife EDNA going to reveal my personal information as she threatened to do in Troll Valhalla?

Do you always post in large yellow font?

bad dog
10-26-2006, 05:12 PM
Do you always post in large yellow font?

hello new person , welcome to trollkingdom.

yes, Luci the retard always post in yellow font.

Ishcabittle
10-26-2006, 05:14 PM
Yeah, most of us have trained our eyes to just *BLEEP* over the yellow we see in any given thread. You'll get used to it.

Barking Moonbat
10-26-2006, 05:15 PM
Greetings!

I am the barking moonbat. 1 part lunatic, 3 parts cripple.

Barking Moonbat
10-26-2006, 05:17 PM
Correction. 3 parts lunatic, 1 part cripple.

I have 1 working leg, and one that is made from a carbon fiber.

bad dog
10-26-2006, 05:18 PM
Holy shit! what happend to you man?

|\/۞\/|
10-26-2006, 05:18 PM
I am most amazed. It is not enough that the mutt Admin from Troll Valhalla felt it necessary to ban me from their site, photoshopped a screen capture of the Troll Valhalla Admin screen, but now he feels it is necessary to completely wrest from me control of my own account. Whenever I post, the contents are altered. The colour of the font and the size of the same are changed. My sig has been altered. My custom title has been altered. Yet there I remain, continuing to PWN the entire site. How did I pwn them you might ask? Why that is readily obvious. Not only did I force the owner of a site to ban me, even after his very own posts here in Troll Kingdom where he claims to never ban, but he never gave a reason for my ban. Interesting no? I also PWN the entire site in that I continue to mock everyone who has fallen into step behind SNOOP, like his bitches that they are. Whatever he says or does, they follow. Hark! Do I hear the 'baaaahhhhhhhiiiinnngggg' of sheep from over yonder Troll Valhalla way?

I would suggest it is rather telling that I have forced not one, not two, but three Troll Valhalla Admins to alter my posts. This is the future of those who wish a means to deal with me at an equal level: obtain Admin powers! It is obviously the only way to deal with the great SaintLucifer without being stomped into bitch status. The famous refrain these days would be 'oh SaintLucifer used to bitchslap me up, down, around and sideways but I got him back! I purchased an entire site, took the reins of Admin, allowed him to register whilst stuttering claims in other sites that I never ban. Once the great SaintLucifer visits my site, I show my superior intellect by banning him from it. Then I allow him back in as a way to display my true power to the others. Once I have allowed SaintLucifer to return, I simply fuck with this account settings and every single one of his posts! Am I the man or am I the man? Yes, yes, I know it was the only way I could at least attempt to meet him on an equal level. Yes, yes I am aware that this 'equal level' is in fact unequal since I have the advantage from the start, but who cares right? I won! I won I won I won! I beat the great SaintLucifer! I shall now yell this fact out for all the world to hear!'

The above merely proves my point. Troll Valhalla has, is, and always shall be my BITCH.

Thank You,
SaintLucifer
Owned.

Ishcabittle
10-26-2006, 05:18 PM
Correction. 3 parts lunatic, 1 part cripple.

I have 1 working leg, and one that is made from a carbon fiber.

Well that's pretty unique... tell me, do you bash people over the head with the carbon fibre one? The fleshy one? OMG ARE YOU A CRIPPLED NINJA? ONE WHO OVERCOMES HIS HANDICAP TO WHOOP SERIOUS ASS ON THOSE ANNOYING CHRISTIANS?

Barking Moonbat
10-26-2006, 05:19 PM
Holy shit! what happend to you man?

I was hungry. Hence the 1 part lunatic!

Barking Moonbat
10-26-2006, 05:20 PM
3 parts.

See? I can't even keep it straight.

bad dog
10-26-2006, 05:22 PM
I was hungry. Hence the 1 part lunatic!

You better order a pizza before that happens again.

Barking Moonbat
10-26-2006, 05:24 PM
Well that's pretty unique... tell me, do you bash people over the head with the carbon fibre one? The fleshy one? OMG ARE YOU A CRIPPLED NINJA? ONE WHO OVERCOMES HIS HANDICAP TO WHOOP SERIOUS ASS ON THOSE ANNOYING CHRISTIANS?

Hell no!

I believe in utilizing little effort to accomplish nothing.

Ishcabittle
10-26-2006, 05:30 PM
Hell no!

I believe in utilizing little effort to accomplish nothing.

Well sweet, your type always fits in.

Atlas_Collins
10-26-2006, 07:23 PM
What's Luci babbling about now! Is he still pissed we busted him viewing naked men pics in the Porn for Women section?

bad dog
10-26-2006, 07:34 PM
What's Luci babbling about now! Is he still pissed we busted him viewing naked men pics in the Porn for Women section?

Yes.


http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/snoopdog6502/luciqueer.jpg

SaintLucifer
10-26-2006, 09:15 PM
Greetings!

I am the barking moonbat. 1 part lunatic, 3 parts cripple.

Cripple? Perhaps you are close friend to the resident cripple here at Troll Kingdom, one TAMAR_GARISH? Do you, like her, roll around in a wheelchair? You are, again like her, a drain on the resources of society yes?

SaintLucifer
10-26-2006, 09:18 PM
What's Luci babbling about now! Is he still pissed we busted him viewing naked men pics in the Porn for Women section?

What are you babbling about now? You are still following SNOOP, like many of his other bitches in Troll Valhalla? Since you are adept at following SNOOP, your leader, is it true you also suck his tiny ding-a-ling as a means by which you may display your love for said leader? Does he still bark whilst you suck his miniaturized toothpick?

SaintLucifer
10-26-2006, 09:20 PM
Yeah, most of us have trained our eyes to just *BLEEP* over the yellow we see in any given thread. You'll get used to it.

Yes, this *BLEEP* means they read such posts and they do so with the utmost reverence.

SaintLucifer
10-26-2006, 09:21 PM
Do you always post in large yellow font?

Do you always clean your momma's asshole by licking it with your dry tongue?

Malarky
10-27-2006, 11:08 AM
Amusing points of this thread: Barking Moonbat.
Bad dog (no biscuit!) (Hey, why don't you request a name change? :bigass:;))

Annoying points of this thread: Yellow text
Delusional posturing of grandeur
Delusions of what trolling and pwning are
Overinflated sigs

Gagh
10-27-2006, 11:09 AM
Just the four consecutive on-topic posts, Luci?

bad dog
10-27-2006, 11:29 AM
Amusing points of this thread: Barking Moonbat.
Bad dog (no biscuit!) (Hey, why don't you request a name change? :bigass:;))

Annoying points of this thread: Yellow text
Delusional posturing of grandeur
Delusions of what trolling and pwning are
Overinflated sigs

I could not get snoopdog here mr wizzard . so fuck ya.

Gagh
10-27-2006, 11:30 AM
Again, in the English language, Bad Dog?

bad dog
10-27-2006, 11:31 AM
I am American, and smoke too much weed.

Hobo Jo
10-27-2006, 11:33 AM
You don't want to mail me some of that weed, do you?

Gurk_MacGuintey
10-27-2006, 11:35 AM
Those fucking Limeys and their "Queen's English" - even though the Queen's a slack-jawed inbred German named Saxe-Coburg.

bad dog
10-27-2006, 11:36 AM
I am not shopping. If others are here is a good link.

http://www.seedbay.com/index.php?

Hobo Jo
10-27-2006, 11:36 AM
Fuck. Anger issues on the horizon, Sir. What the hell is wrong with the English, asshole?

Gagh
10-27-2006, 11:43 AM
I think he has C U N T issues too.

Gurk_MacGuintey
10-27-2006, 11:48 AM
Fuck. Anger issues on the horizon, Sir. What the hell is wrong with the English, asshole?

You talking to me?

Aside from the pc cowardice, the socialism, the general pussiness, the propensity toward homosexual behavior and the funny accents ... and the bland, boring food, the shitty weather, the crappy break-down prone automobiles, motorcycles and electronics, the bug eyed plump women, the piss-warm swill that passes for beer and the general aversion to dentistry, nothing.

Why do you ask?

bad dog
10-27-2006, 11:48 AM
British are cool , its the fucking muslim I dont like.

yahoo is where the muslims post , they pretend to be left wingers living in America.

Malarky
10-27-2006, 11:50 AM
Now that we've got that established...

Gagh
10-27-2006, 11:52 AM
You talking to me?

Aside from the pc cowardice, the socialism, the general pussiness, the propensity toward homosexual behavior and the funny accents ... and the bland, boring food, the shitty weather, the crappy break-down prone automobiles, motorcycles and electronics, the bug eyed plump women, the piss-warm swill that passes for beer and the general aversion to dentistry, nothing.

Why do you ask?

Still. At least we can find the target on the battlefield.

Gurk_MacGuintey
10-27-2006, 12:01 PM
Painfully predictable, but somehow safely satisfying from somebody with such a thick skull around the brow area.


Thank you, Gaghles. I've grown rather fond of you too - kind of like how I grew fond of and named that toe fungus I once had.


Still. At least we can find the target on the battlefield.

That's why we always keep you Tommies on the right flank - because you're always aiming to the left. ;)

Gagh
10-27-2006, 12:03 PM
Prick.

Gurk_MacGuintey
10-27-2006, 12:24 PM
Thanks! High praise from a dullard!

Gagh
10-27-2006, 12:26 PM
Prick.

SaintLucifer
10-27-2006, 12:47 PM
Just the four consecutive on-topic posts, Luci?

Ah but you must forgive me, I have been ill for the past two weeks. I am weakened somewhat therefore my PWNage of you all suffers a tad. When I return to full-strength, I shall endeavour to increase the number of consecutive posts. Is this agreeable to you? After all, I still managed the four even though I have been told I am in danger of contracting pneumonia.

Gagh
10-27-2006, 12:49 PM
Ah but you must forgive me, I have been ill for the past two weeks. I am weakened somewhat therefore my PWNage of you all suffers a tad. When I return to full-strength, I shall endeavour to increase the number of consecutive posts. Is this agreeable to you? After all, I still managed the four even though I have been told I am in danger of contracting pneumonia.

What?

Gurk_MacGuintey
10-27-2006, 12:56 PM
Ah but you must forgive me, I have been ill for the past two weeks. I am weakened somewhat ....

That explains how you spent a good hour viewing naked sweaty men in Valhalla's Porn for Women section?

K Dogg
10-27-2006, 01:22 PM
Ah but you must forgive me, I have been ill for the past two weeks. I am weakened somewhat therefore my PWNage of you all suffers a tad. When I return to full-strength, I shall endeavour to increase the number of consecutive posts. Is this agreeable to you? After all, I still managed the four even though I have been told I am in danger of contracting pneumonia.


I hope that AIDS clears up.

SaintLucifer
10-27-2006, 01:28 PM
You talking to me?

Aside from the pc cowardice, the socialism, the general pussiness, the propensity toward homosexual behavior and the funny accents ... and the bland, boring food, the shitty weather, the crappy break-down prone automobiles, motorcycles and electronics, the bug eyed plump women, the piss-warm swill that passes for beer and the general aversion to dentistry, nothing.

Why do you ask?

Ah, you mean those same English who were creators of the largest and most-powerful Empire the world has ever seen? Do I detect a note of jealousy here? Do you forget your nation exists thanks to those same hated English? As for their 'socialism', if you would suggest they are indeed socialist then it is fact therefore that the USA also is socialist. You would argue that the USA is a socialist country?

The 'general pussiness' of the English? Yet they were the first to fight in every war in which Americans were part of. It seems Americans have a need to watch English soldiers in action as a learning process. WWI - English fight first. WWII - English fight first. Gulf War - English fight first. Gulf War II - English invade Iraq first. Afghanistan - English invade first. Need I go on? Americans have a propensity for becoming 'johnny-come-latelies'. There are those Americans who claim you all have a love for the late but grand entrance. We Britons know the truth. Americans are cowards.

Yet the city with the largest number of faggots is one San Francisco. How to explain this? According to your post, they are all in England. A very odd post indeed.

Jaguars, Bentleys, Rolls-Royces, Lotuses etc. break down? What have you been smoking? Yet those are considered the elite of automobiles. I quite wonder if Americans would purchase a fucking Ford, Chrysler or GM automobile if they were forced to choose between the various English models and the American crap. Ironically enough, those American automobiles with the best quality therefore suggesting they were at least built properly, were in fact built right here in Canada. That is the real reason your beloved American automobile companies invest so heavily in Canadian industry. We are clearly superior in this field. Your own American executives admit to this fact.

http://www.darkforce.com/royce/bengtc3.jpg
http://www.rrab.com/rolls/nphantom3.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Lotuselise.jpg
http://www.worldcarfans.com/spyphotos/6061027.001/6061027.001.1L.jpg
http://www.worldcarfans.com/spyphotos/6061027.002/6061027.002.1L.jpg
http://www.worldcarfans.com/news/2061025.001/2061025.001.1L.jpg
http://www.worldcarfans.com/spyphotos/6061027.001/6061027.001.mini1L.jpg






Triumph is a world-class name in motorcyles.

http://www.triumph.co.uk/images/d6_2007_gallery4.jpg
http://www.triumph.co.uk/images/sprintST_home_2007.jpg

The bug-eyed, plump women?
Marina Baker - England
http://long.feet.dk/playmate/w1.1312.telia.com/~u131200114/8703.jpg

Gagh
10-27-2006, 01:29 PM
I don't think it's AIDS. It looks like some emphatic form of Verbalus Diarrheaus Voracious to me.

Gurk_MacGuintey
10-27-2006, 01:33 PM
Hey Gaghles! Look who yous got defending your English hono(u)r? A spotty Canadian Middle School student who's half French

Bwa Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!

Gurk_MacGuintey
10-27-2006, 01:35 PM
Hey! What the fuck happened to all my red Karma!

I worked hard for those negs!

SaintLucifer
10-27-2006, 01:36 PM
That explains how you spent a good hour viewing naked sweaty men in Valhalla's Porn for Women section?

I grow bored with your lies. No matter, if this is the best you can do, please feel free to continue following your master, SNOOP. Obviously, in this instance, it is the dog who has you on a leash. Have you become further adept at obeying his braying commands?

Out of curiousity, as a means of proving you are a silly liar, how would you know how long one spends in a particular forum anyway? I suppose I need not further destroy your ridiculous attempts at lying? It matters not anyway. You are quite irrelevant. This is why you post in the manner you have as above. It is a means by which you may both follow SNOOP's orders and at the very same moment, gain the much-desired attentions of the great SaintLucifer. You do understand if this blatant attempt to seek my approval continues with such unabated lies, I must seek to place you alongside SNOOP on my IGNORE list yes? Is this what you want? I would be most happy to oblige. I know for a fact those who are on my IGNORE list whine loudly and punish themselves for having the temerity to bore me to death, such that I would ignore them. For one to be ignored by an individual as great as myself is much like a devout Christian being ignored by his God.

I leave you with two choices. You either refrain from uttering your desperate lies from this moment forward and continue on in a respectful tone towards the great SaintLucifer, or you join my ever-growing IGNORE list. Which is it?

SaintLucifer
10-27-2006, 01:39 PM
I hope that AIDS clears up.

I see you have mistaken me for your boyfriend in Troll Valhalla. I am not THUGGIE. Perhaps you failed to notice THUGGIE's absence during the very same time frame the AIDS Conference was held in Canada? Coincidence no? Of course not. Were you here as his date during that very same period?

Gurk_MacGuintey
10-27-2006, 01:42 PM
I leave you with two choices. You either refrain from uttering your desperate lies from this moment forward and continue on in a respectful tone towards the great SaintLucifer, or you join my ever-growing IGNORE list. Which is it?

Ignore is for the pussy and the pawned! Which are you?

As for how lok you were masturbating to naked men pictures in Valhall's Porn for Women section - next time Snoop posts the famous screen shot just look at the "last click" times from the top of the list to the bottom. I exeggerated slightly - I believe you were jacking off for about 17 minutes.

Gurk_MacGuintey
10-27-2006, 01:42 PM
I leave you with two choices. You either refrain from uttering your desperate lies from this moment forward and continue on in a respectful tone towards the great SaintLucifer, or you join my ever-growing IGNORE list. Which is it?

Ignore is for the pussy and the pawned! Which are you?

As for how long you were masturbating to naked men pictures in Valhall's Porn for Women section - next time Snoop posts the famous screen shot just look at the "last click" times from the top of the list to the bottom. I exeggerated slightly - I believe you were jacking off for about 17 minutes.

SaintLucifer
10-27-2006, 01:46 PM
Ignore is for the pussy and the pawned! Which are you?

As for how lok you were masturbating to naked men pictures in Valhall's Porn for Women section - next time Snoop posts the famous screen shot just look at the "last click" times from the top of the list to the bottom. I exeggerated slightly - I believe you were jacking off for about 17 minutes.

I see. You wish to continue with this little game whilst sticking your tongue up SNOOP's asshole. As for your statement that IGNORE is for the 'pussy' and 'pwned', that rather makes no sense. Why would I wish to continue watching as you post the very same thing over and over and over again? Rather than ignore be for pussies and the pwned, in this case it would be for the smart. My time is much too valuable to be wasted reading the same lies over and over again. I grow easily bored. You stick with the same schtick and repetition makes me yawn uncontrollably. As a result, welcome to my IGNORE list. Ta!

Gurk_MacGuintey
10-27-2006, 01:52 PM
Buh-bye Luci!

Barking Moonbat
10-27-2006, 05:50 PM
Cripple? Perhaps you are close friend to the resident cripple here at Troll Kingdom, one TAMAR_GARISH? Do you, like her, roll around in a wheelchair? You are, again like her, a drain on the resources of society yes?

No siree. No wheels for this old corpse. Medicare wouldn't cover it. So I tend to hop around on my one good leg more then anything. It's usually due to my other leg being firmly planted in the backside of some young smartass. If you get my meaning.

By the way, I only commented on the color because yellow is generally a color associated with cowards.

Are you a coward Lucifer?

bad dog
10-27-2006, 05:53 PM
Luci posted a picture of a naked woman. For sure he had to do an image search as the only pitures he has on his computer are naked men.

Sarek
10-27-2006, 05:57 PM
A dog talking to a moonbat talking to a dingbat.

This place gets more fucking bizarre by the day.

bad dog
10-27-2006, 06:01 PM
A dog talking to a moonbat talking to a dingbat.

This place gets more fucking bizarre by the day.

And here you are.............

You like it.

Lilac
10-27-2006, 10:27 PM
Hey Gaghles! Look who yous got defending your English hono(u)r? A spotty Canadian Middle School student who's half French

Bwa Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!
And yet... he did a nice job of it. Sucks, don't it.

Luci still needs to get a grip about 'pwning' us though-- but you... whoops :bigass:

SaintLucifer
10-27-2006, 10:51 PM
No siree. No wheels for this old corpse. Medicare wouldn't cover it. So I tend to hop around on my one good leg more then anything. It's usually due to my other leg being firmly planted in the backside of some young smartass. If you get my meaning.

By the way, I only commented on the color because yellow is generally a color associated with cowards.

Are you a coward Lucifer?

Tell me, are all of those pressmen in the printing industry considered 'cowards'? They see Yellow every single day of their lives. I post in Yellow in much the same manner that a Heidelberg will always be filled with yellow ink by pressmen. Yet I am a coward and they are not? I beg to differ. I merely post in Yellow because it is clean and quite legible upon the background of this forum. I would suggest you should be thanking me because I display concern for your comfort. My posting is quite easy on the eyes is it not? My posting style stands out like the beacon of hope it is. Basically the colour announces to all the world greatness has arrived and will now enrich what is your dreary, drab lives.

A word of advice my dear child, the word is spelled 'colour'.

SaintLucifer
10-27-2006, 10:52 PM
And yet... he did a nice job of it. Sucks, don't it.

Luci still needs to get a grip about 'pwning' us though-- but you... whoops :bigass:

Luci still needs to get a grip about 'pwning' us though

I merely state facts little girl.

Lilac
10-27-2006, 11:01 PM
Wrong sex, wrong gender.

SaintLucifer
10-27-2006, 11:15 PM
Wrong sex, wrong gender.

Who cares? There is something to be said about a faggot who uses a name like 'LILAC' and uses flowers as his avatar. What you are is utterly irrelevant.

bad dog
10-27-2006, 11:22 PM
Who cares? There is something to be said about a faggot who uses a name like 'LILAC' and uses flowers as his avatar. What you are is utterly irrelevant.

You were just calling him sweety pie , do you call all men sweety pie?


I am the world's hope, sweetiepie.
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showpost.php?p=908770&postcount=7

I knew SaintLucifer was a homosexual.

:ccg:

Barking Moonbat
10-27-2006, 11:32 PM
Tell me, are all of those pressmen in the printing industry considered 'cowards'? They see Yellow every single day of their lives. I post in Yellow in much the same manner that a Heidelberg will always be filled with yellow ink by pressmen. Yet I am a coward and they are not? I beg to differ. I merely post in Yellow because it is clean and quite legible upon the background of this forum. I would suggest you should be thanking me because I display concern for your comfort. My posting is quite easy on the eyes is it not? My posting style stands out like the beacon of hope it is. Basically the colour announces to all the world greatness has arrived and will now enrich what is your dreary, drab lives.

A word of advice my dear child, the word is spelled 'colour'.

In your neck of the woods, color may be spelled "colour" but in my neck of the woods, coward is spelled "yellow".

And no, it is not easy on the eyes. Overly bright text on a dark background tends to instill an illusionary wavering effect, which leads to fatigue, and eyestrain. But judging from the replies on this here sight, it would seem most have figured that out and blocked your text from view. It might also have something to do with the endless supply of bovine fertilizer spilling from your pie hole.

SaintLucifer
10-27-2006, 11:36 PM
In your neck of the woods, color may be spelled "colour" but in my neck of the woods, coward is spelled "yellow".

And no, it is not easy on the eyes. Overly bright text on a dark background tends to instill an illusionary wavering effect, which leads to fatigue, and eyestrain. But judging from the replies on this here sight, it would seem most have figured that out and blocked your text from view. It might also have something to do with the endless supply of bovine fertilizer spilling from your pie hole.

Do you not mean it is spelled 'yeller' in your hillbilly neck o' da woods?

So you and the others have poor eyesight. How is this my problem? I would remind you the majority of those who complain do so because they find themselves drawn to my posts. The very fact you have posted to me here suggests I am correct in my statement. You state your cohorts have blocked my text from view, yet every one of my posts receives a response. If my posts with their horrid yellow text annoys them, why would they respond. Worse yet, HOW could they respond. According to you, they do not read them simply because the colour annoys them (yes 'colour' you dipshit).

Barking Moonbat
10-27-2006, 11:46 PM
Do you not mean it is spelled 'yeller' in your hillbilly neck o' da woods?

So you and the others have poor eyesight. How is this my problem? I would remind you the majority of those who complain do so because they find themselves drawn to my posts. The very fact you have posted to me here suggests I am correct in my statement. You state your cohorts have blocked my text from view, yet every one of my posts receives a response. If my posts with their horrid yellow text annoys them, why would they respond. Worse yet, HOW could they respond. According to you, they do not read them simply because the colour annoys them (yes 'colour' you dipshit).

Yeller's a dogs name. Don't you know anything?

And there ain't nothin wrong with my eyesight boy. I can spot a no talent bullshit artist from 100 miles away. Why do you think I keep responding to your posts? Pure entertainment value. Why do others respond? Gawkers syndrom I figure. Everyone likes watching a train wreck in the process of happening.

SaintLucifer
10-27-2006, 11:49 PM
Yeller's a dogs name. Don't you know anything?

And there ain't nothin wrong with my eyesight boy. I can spot a no talent bullshit artist from 100 miles away. Why do you think I keep responding to your posts? Pure entertainment value. Why do others respond? Gawkers syndrom I figure. Everyone likes watching a train wreck in the process of happening.

So you and the others are sado-masochists? The 'eyestrain' you claim my posts with their yellow taint gives you pleasure rather than pain? I see. Fair enough. Tell me, does momma use a whip on you in the cellar? A paddle?

Barking Moonbat
10-28-2006, 12:03 AM
So you and the others are sado-masochists? The 'eyestrain' you claim my posts with their yellow taint gives you pleasure rather than pain? I see. Fair enough. Tell me, does momma use a whip on you in the cellar? A paddle?

Why do I continue to exchange pleasantries with you, you mean? Well see, momma taught us to always be polite to people whether they be scholars or blithering idiots, no matter the circumstance. This is the first time I've engaged in a conversation with the latter.

Thank momma for it I say. It's the reason I'm still talking to you.

Barking Moonbat
10-28-2006, 12:05 AM
Luci posted a picture of a naked woman. For sure he had to do an image search as the only pitures he has on his computer are naked men.

Hi there bad dog!

I guess it's better he have men on his computer. I would have taken for the farm animal type myself!

bad dog
10-28-2006, 12:09 AM
Hi there bad dog!

I guess it's better he have men on his computer. I would have taken for the farm animal type myself!

lucis girlfriends

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/snoopdog6502/cows.jpg

Barking Moonbat
10-28-2006, 12:11 AM
I blame the lateness of the evening for that one. :P

I'd have taken LUCIFER for the farm animal type.

bad dog
10-28-2006, 12:15 AM
I blame the lateness of the evening for that one. :P

I'd have taken LUCIFER for the farm animal type.

I know it's late , Im getting spacy and should go crash too. I hope you stick around and raise some hell around here and have some fun.

If you get the chanch come by my site and say hi.

http://www.trollvalhalla.com/ its alot like this site but we have porn. :)

Barking Moonbat
10-28-2006, 12:19 AM
WARK WARK BORK BORK Night!

Lilac
10-28-2006, 03:35 PM
Who cares? There is something to be said about a faggot who uses a name like 'LILAC' and uses flowers as his avatar. What you are is utterly irrelevant.
And wrong preference. The only faggots that hold my interest are bassoons.
Three strikes, he's outa there!

SaintLucifer
10-28-2006, 04:28 PM
And wrong preference. The only faggots that hold my interest are bassoons.
Three strikes, he's outa there!

Oooh, but suddenly I feel so bad. Silly me thought it possible you were a female, yet you are male. Let me attempt to recall the last time a male was proud owner of a name generally owned by females? Still flexing that wrist are you? Tell me, how often do you take it up the asshole? You like purty flowers you little flaming homo?

SaintLucifer
10-28-2006, 04:30 PM
Why do I continue to exchange pleasantries with you, you mean? Well see, momma taught us to always be polite to people whether they be scholars or blithering idiots, no matter the circumstance. This is the first time I've engaged in a conversation with the latter.

Thank momma for it I say. It's the reason I'm still talking to you.

You continue to exchange pleasantries with the great SaintLucifer as a means by which you may absorb knowledge. You wish to be me, to run about the internet extolling the virtues that is the Great SaintLucifer! No doubt you are at this very moment doing the same to your teenage grandchildren. You seek out my presence like a moth seeks out a flame. My shadow gives you a feeling of security and comfort.

Lilac
10-28-2006, 05:18 PM
Oooh, but suddenly I feel so bad. Silly me thought it possible you were a female, yet you are male. Let me attempt to recall the last time a male was proud owner of a name generally owned by females?
Sam-- Samuel or Samantha
Chris-- Christian, Christopher, Christine, Christina
Dana
Alex, Alexander (yes, females with Alexander), Alexei, Alexis
Michel(le)
Pascal(e)
Daniel(le)
Charlie
Erik, Erika
Aaron, Erin

Say, that's quite a few, off the top of my head, with the only differences being on the feminized ending of the name (tagging on the 'e' or 'a')-- and the nicknames tend to be wholly androginous.
Still flexing that wrist are you? Tell me, how often do you take it up the asshole? You like purty flowers you little flaming homo?
Like I said, I'm straight. I like my wiminz. The only way I'd take it up the asshole is if she puts on a strapon, and it ain't happening till I get married.
Keep it up, you're amusing me.

Barking Moonbat
10-28-2006, 09:36 PM
You continue to exchange pleasantries with the great SaintLucifer as a means by which you may absorb knowledge. You wish to be me, to run about the internet extolling the virtues that is the Great SaintLucifer! No doubt you are at this very moment doing the same to your teenage grandchildren. You seek out my presence like a moth seeks out a flame. My shadow gives you a feeling of security and comfort.

I know a guy, lives up the road a bit, talks just like you do. Don't let him on my property no more since he made passes at my 13 year old neice. Just ain't right for some 60 year old man to thinks a 13 year old girl is ripe for matrimony.

He was a canuk, but do tell he crossed the border to escape some charges related to children. Folks call him Looney Larry. He a relative of yours?

satan mcevil
10-28-2006, 10:14 PM
I own luci-poo on TV and wordforge on a regular basis!

Blue Meanie
10-28-2006, 10:19 PM
St. Pussifer has the distinction of being 'pwned' by a record number of sites.

bad dog
10-28-2006, 10:23 PM
I busted him calling a guy "SWEETY PIE" last night , it was funny as hell.

Lilac
10-28-2006, 10:45 PM
I await his rebuttal with anticipation.

bad dog
10-28-2006, 10:55 PM
He will Ignore you , just like he did post #67.

Conchaga
11-28-2006, 12:39 PM
lame...

Bickendan
02-05-2009, 03:13 PM
Haha, poor Luci... hopelessly counter-trolled.

Cassie
02-05-2009, 04:09 PM
Quick! Log in with your Luci dual and tell yourself off!

Bickendan
02-05-2009, 04:27 PM
Quick! Log in with your Luci dual and tell yourself off!
I have a Luci dual?! :phpeek:

Cassie
02-05-2009, 05:27 PM
Yes, you do.

Bickendan
02-06-2009, 01:40 PM
"I don't have any duals!" :bigass:

Atlas_Collins
02-06-2009, 01:52 PM
I'm a dual.

Bickendan
02-06-2009, 01:55 PM
What a complete and utter shock.

No, no, you can't be a dual. :hmm:

missmanners
02-06-2009, 01:56 PM
^ well hello there dear, long time no see.

:wub:
mm

Atlas_Collins
02-06-2009, 02:06 PM
/\ Are you flirting with me or the pussy from Lonaf?

missmanners
02-06-2009, 02:25 PM
YOU of course, who else?

:wub:
mm

Bickendan
02-06-2009, 04:22 PM
/\ Are you flirting with me or the pussy from Lonaf?

Oh noes. The flame, I think I may wither and die.