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missmanners
10-11-2002, 06:45 PM
Who here knows what cremated human remains look like or can provide me with a link that shows and describes them? This is very important.

Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

;)
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PreatorX
10-11-2002, 09:39 PM
^LMAO! :D
Robert "Monkey" Loggia
10-12-2002, 02:16 AM
I don't really know. I always eat the people I kill.
THUNDERHAMMER
10-12-2002, 04:43 AM
Taken from cremation.org


Cremated remains resemble coarse sand and are whitish to light grey in color. The remains of an average size adult usually weigh between four to six pounds.


http://www.cremation.org/graphics/pour.jpg
Robert "Monkey" Loggia
10-12-2002, 06:30 PM
^So fucking what? They still taste awful. I like human flesh fresh.
missmanners
10-12-2002, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by "Castek"

Taken from cremation.org


Cremated remains resemble coarse sand and are whitish to light grey in color. The remains of an average size adult usually weigh between four to six pounds.


http://www.cremation.org/graphics/pour.jpgthanks ;) So what do you think? A mixture of Kitty Litter and what else?

;)
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PreatorX
10-13-2002, 03:19 AM
^ A bit of chalk I'd say...

I really don't want to know why you want to know... ;)

But, I will have your cookie recipe. ;)
THUNDERHAMMER
10-13-2002, 04:54 AM
So what do you think? A mixture of Kitty Litter and what else?


Just rob from a columbarium.
missmanners
10-13-2002, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by "Castek"

So what do you think? A mixture of Kitty Litter and what else?


Just rob from a columbarium. A what?

;)
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Gagh
01-01-2006, 09:47 AM
Who here knows what cremated human remains look like or can provide me with a link that shows and describes them? This is very important.

Thank you for your kind attention in this matter.

;)
mm


Take a look in Skin's forum.
Dark Link
01-01-2006, 10:33 AM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a246/Ash_J_Williams/armyofdarkness.jpg

... oops sorry, wrong Ash.
Dr Rigor Mortis
01-01-2006, 12:05 PM
Huh... probably you can take someone to your basement and burn him/her. But, if you do that witha cigarette lighter, it may take some time to complete the work, and also your victim may try to resist so you have to use a hammer first as an anestetic ;)
Number Six
01-01-2006, 12:14 PM
I think we've found the first DC candidate of the New Year. The above dual violates the no stretching rule every single time it posts.
Mirah
01-01-2006, 12:19 PM
Did you knock over an urn MM?
I have my cats ashes in a sealed wooden box on my entertainment center.
She was sick and I took her to the vet, they told me she had to be put down-and asked if I wanted a group cremation-(sounded awful to me at the time and still does) or a private cremation.
So I opted for private and now have her ashes in this box. I'm not opening it tho. Could be anything as far as I'm concerned.
Sarek
01-01-2006, 02:34 PM
I think we've found the first DC candidate of the New Year. The above dual violates the no stretching rule every single time it posts.

It's always funny when one dual points at another and screams "DUAL!"
Morrhigan
01-01-2006, 03:58 PM
Did you knock over an urn MM?
I have my cats ashes in a sealed wooden box on my entertainment center.
She was sick and I took her to the vet, they told me she had to be put down-and asked if I wanted a group cremation-(sounded awful to me at the time and still does) or a private cremation.
So I opted for private and now have her ashes in this box. I'm not opening it tho. Could be anything as far as I'm concerned.


I know what you mean about the "group cremation." It sounds like they just shovel a bunch of animals into the incinerator in a big heap. My poor Griswold got a private cremation, too, and I should get his ashes back in the next few days. I want to scatter them somewhere nice, but I'm not sure where - he was scared of going outside, lol.
PHJ
01-01-2006, 04:54 PM
That's why we don't have any of our rats' ashes - for rodents a group cremation is all they'll do.
Ironclad
01-01-2006, 06:14 PM
You might try scattering them on the walk next time it snows.
Mirah
01-02-2006, 02:49 PM
I know what you mean about the "group cremation." It sounds like they just shovel a bunch of animals into the incinerator in a big heap. My poor Griswold got a private cremation, too, and I should get his ashes back in the next few days. I want to scatter them somewhere nice, but I'm not sure where - he was scared of going outside, lol.
Well I'm glad I am not the only one.
Someone told me I should put a plaque on the box. But I think I'll just leave it be.
Strummer
01-02-2006, 03:04 PM
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