Star Dates

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I saw an episode of this dating show on the E! channel tonight which featured Skin's lost love, Jill (Vicki from the Love Boat) Whelan. She's kind of an alcoholic chain-smoking ho-bag, isn't she? And where did they find the two losers to date her?

[Skinofevil]

Originally posted by "Colonel Kira's Left Tit"

She's kind of an alcoholic chain-smoking ho-bag, isn't she? And where did they find the two losers to date her?

Say what you want, but Skin watched that entire episode of Star Dates eating his own heart out. It was killing him that Vicki Stubing was dating those two Mimbos instead of Skin. If only, Skin had reciprocated it might have been him firing guns at Vicki instead of just watching her on TV with his pants down and crying.

Fate is cruelly arbitrary sometimes.

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

And has Skin considered the enormous amount of free advertising Skin would get from appearing on this show? Who's another washed up has-been TV star Skin would like to date?

[Skinofevil]

Originally posted by "Colonel Kira's Left Tit"

Who's another washed up has-been TV star Skin would like to date?

Skinofevil would give Heather Langenkamp and Samantha Fox a tumble and they're both as washed up as it gets.

Unfortunately, Skin has heard that Samantha Fox has gotten hitched to ANOTHER WOMAN in Hawaii!

[CynicForever]

So what? Go out with Fox and her, uh, wife. If the wife's a dog, make her watch.

[Sarek]

:bigass:

[Ballpeen Hammer]

Remember Chakotay!

[Ballpeen2]

Remember Chakotay!