How do I get power?

[Riotgear]

What do I need to do to be able to post attachments/what are the rules governing?

Are there other powers to be had (other then invisibilty) and what do I do to get em?

Why is skin my daddy? I can guess and it is fun but I'm curious. This is and admins decree yes?

[I Love Cunt]

STFU for a start.

[Riotgear]

STFU for a start.

ILC I'm beginning to think you have a thing for Riotgears. Shutting the fuck up wouldn't make for a very interesting forum now would it? I've posted a few other places if you want to go hump on those. I had a feeling I'd attract someone like you if I started asking questions I should apparently be able to glean psychically from thin air.

Hmm so your advice is STFU make no contribution whatsoever and ask no questions...got it.

Thanks for your input. I'll go ahead and add your 'contribution' to my "things I know" folder. We all do what we can.

Where were you when I was looking for smart people?

[I Love Cunt]

You don't follow directions very well. And you have to call me by my full name.

[Cassie]

I don't think we can post attachments, but you can change your user title thingy in your profile. Click on user CP, and just look around from there.

[Riotgear]

You don't follow directions very well. And you have to call me by my full name.

So don't ask? Or ask in a way you find acceptable. Or just STFU and powers will come. Just questions Mano. No need to be hurtful.

Hey nothing personal, but I'll call you whatever I want. Besides from where I'm sitting wouldn't I call you You Love Cunt? It's just the whole ILC thing is just kind of silly. I mean who doesn't love cunt right?

Should we move this to Speak Freely?

[Riotgear]

I don't think we can post attachments, but you can change your user title thingy in your profile. Click on user CP, and just look around from there.

Someone was kind enough to edit my profile for me. Which was fun but I wasn't sure I could change it. I found it. Seems to be holding. Thanks Cassie.

RG

[aeommai]

because of the really complicated hierarchy of this place's staff, most people with "MORE POWERS!" can't use them. so you probably wouldn't want any power aside from the ones normal users have.

[eloisel]

If I share my power with you, I won't have all the power. It is important that I maintain all the power. So, if you get any power, accidentally, then you must immediately hand it over to me for it is my power and I do not share.

Got it?

In the event you may accidentally aquire any of my power, you must pay a non-refundable $40,000 fee to me to insure that you will return such accidentally acquired power to me, the rightful owner of such power, immediately. For every bit of power, which rightfully belongs to me, that you keep longer than immediately, you will forfeit to me not only the initial $40,000 fee but will pay to me an additional $720,000 immediately after immediately.

Got it?

Good.

[Cock]

First you get the Money


Then you get the Power


Then you get the women

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tonymontana.jpg

[Riotgear]

If I share my power with you, I won't have all the power. It is important that I maintain all the power. So, if you get any power, accidentally, then you must immediately hand it over to me for it is my power and I do not share.

Got it?

In the event you may accidentally aquire any of my power, you must pay a non-refundable $40,000 fee to me to insure that you will return such accidentally acquired power to me, the rightful owner of such power, immediately. For every bit of power, which rightfully belongs to me, that you keep longer than immediately, you will forfeit to me not only the initial $40,000 fee but will pay to me an additional $720,000 immediately after immediately.

Got it?

Good.

So no means no?

[eloisel]

So no means no?

Depends on where the $760,000 is.

[Hambil]

They can only give me absolute power or no power. I'm gonna stick with no power. Absolute power got boring.

[Riotgear]

They can only give me absolute power or no power. I'm gonna stick with no power. Absolute power got boring.

Yeah I read about you. You're the guy who took all his marbles and left.

I like how you post with the self-righteous knowledge of the inner works and an equal measure of disdain. You come off as very knowing.

I think I have the parts you're missing.

[Seph]

I think I have the parts you're missing.

u must have quite a few parts there then bud...

[Riotgear]

u must have quite a few parts there then bud...

From what I've been reading shouldn't take but a few..

[Seph]

read between the lines...

[Riotgear]

read between the lines...

No worries, I'm with you.

[jack]

In the Hampster's case, the space between the lines is very very tiny

[Conchaga]

How do I get power?

http://www.sdge.com/index/

There ya go.

[Gagh]

http://www.sdge.com/index/

There ya go.

TK Advocates no one single supplier.

Here are some other official alternatives, which everyone should consider.

http://www.officialalternatives.gov (http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/518/89491215.jpg)

[Donovan]

I humped an electrical outlet and got absolute power. Then I went and threw giant spaceship parts at a little green dwarf and deep-fried a black guy wearing a brown dress who was waving his long purple sword at everyone. Then I threw his pervy ass out the window.

I consider it a public service...

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

First you get the Money

Then you get the Power

Then you get the women

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tonymontana.jpg
I miss BobbyT.

[Seph]

where the fuck did they go?

[I Love Cunt]

Are there other powers to be had (other then invisibilty)

Do you want to hide your online status or were you being comic book geeky?

[Cock]

cunt's avatar has power, absolutely.

[Riotgear]

Do you want to hide your online status or were you being comic book geeky?

Comic book geeky. What, you wouldn't want to be invisible?

I would use that particular power to do evil.

Whats that quote..The measure of a man is what he would do if he knew he'd never be found out.

I don't think I'm going to answer that one truthfully.

[Gagh]

I hope you did some research on the renewables I pointed you towards.

[Riotgear]

I hope you did some research on the renewables I pointed you towards.

Yeah I saw it. It was very clever.

When you do stuff like that you just have to let it be. When you come back and ask if I saw it, it just makes you look unsure of yourself.

Be confident, I can assure you it was very effective.

I'll tell you what, I'll go back and pos karma your post.

[Gagh]

I hope you haven't given up on power yet. You're so close.

[Donovan]

He would know, Gagh is in charge of handing out power. Stay on his good side and you should be fine...oh... never mind then.

[Cock]

I'd like some Power, Gagh. If it please m'lord.

[Conchaga]

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[eloisel]

The truth about power.

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[Gagh]

I still say he'll post again.

[Donovan]

I dunno, I went over there for a few days and he was playing it like it was all a master plan to leave when he did. Can't really see how that worked out for them, but whatever. I know he was lurking though because stuff was getting copypasta'd as proof of them pwning this board. Supposedly this has either been a massive admin troll by you, me, and everybody here, or a massive victory by them, depending on when and who you ask.

Meh.

[bad dog]

What do I need to do to be able to post attachments/what are the rules governing?

Are there other powers to be had (other then invisibilty) and what do I do to get em?

Why is skin my daddy? I can guess and it is fun but I'm curious. This is and admins decree yes?

First you suck your left thumb and then put it up your ass, then suck your right thumb and count to three, One.... Two.... three.... then switch your right and left thumbs.... repeat..

now you know.you smart bastard you.

[jack]

I dunno, I went over there for a few days and he was playing it like it was all a master plan to leave when he did. Can't really see how that worked out for them, but whatever. I know he was lurking though because stuff was getting copypasta'd as proof of them pwning this board. Supposedly this has either been a massive admin troll by you, me, and everybody here, or a massive victory by them, depending on when and who you ask.

Meh.

Remind you of anyone? :D

[Archibald Nixon]

I still say he'll post again.

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1854670&postcount=37

!!!!!

[jack]

Riotgear is a rubbernecker at his own violent car accident.

Interesting.

[Donovan]

looking for copypasta.

[Riotgear]

So if I do post again how long do I have to listen to I-told-you-so's?

[Mirah]

So if I do post again how long do I have to listen to I-told-you-so's?

Not very. Just get over yourself and post. Of course I only speak for myself. Myself and my 5 other duals. Except for that one dual, I can't speak for that one, it has a mind of its own.

[Donovan]

So if I do post again how long do I have to listen to I-told-you-so's?

People leaving forever and then coming back is as much a TK tradition as Gagh hazing n00bs. No one ever REALLY gets out of here...alive.

[eloisel]

So if I do post again how long do I have to listen to I-told-you-so's?

Perhaps someone who is in right field and not confused can answer your question.

[Conchaga]

The question is: if you post again, does anyone care?

[Loktar]

The question is: if you post again, does anyone care?

I do. I'm a sucker for second chances. But if he fucks up again and proves he hasn't learned to play nice then fuck him he can gtfo permanently.

[Conchaga]

NOBODY ASKED YOUR OPINION TORPEDO TITS!

[Loktar]

NOBODY ASKED YOUR OPINION TORPEDO TITS!

Yeah well then don't ask riotgear questions that require answers from persons other than the person the question is directed at, HIPPIE.

[Bickendan]

So if I do post again how long do I have to listen to I-told-you-so's?

That depends. Do you want to listen to I-told-you-so's? If so, we can lay it on thick just for you. If not, well, shut up about karma and enjoy the ride we call TK.

[Donovan]

So if I do post again how long do I have to listen to I-told-you-so's?

Hey gear, wtf happened to your board? I tried to go over there for a bit then it got flooded out with Tards all of a sudden. You leave the door open?

Although, I gotta admit that dot-swamphound is twisted funny. Whose dual is he?

[Gagh]

So if I do post again how long do I have to listen to I-told-you-so's?

Never.

[Riotgear]

I guess the real problem is I'd have to live with myself if I came back.

Appropriate that we hash this out in this thread eh Gagh? This is, after all, where you jumped the gun on me re'ing to your post and got pissy.

Got nothing to do with neg bombing does it? Heh.

How long are they going to keep that apology for you and your bullshit up on the front page?

Have it your way TK.

[Donovan]

I guess the real problem is I'd have to live with myself if I came back.

Appropriate that we hash this out in this thread eh Gagh? This is, after all, where you jumped the gun on me re'ing to your post and got pissy.

Got nothing to do with neg bombing does it? Heh.

How long are they going to keep that apology for you and your bullshit up on the front page?

Have it your way TK.

Oh, don't be that way, it stops stinging in a day or two. Here, I got ya something to help you get past this unpleasant episode once and for all...
http://dionsdailydeal.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/hasbro-clue.jpg

[I Love Cunt]

Oh, don't be that way, it stops stinging in a day or two. Here, I got ya something to help you get past this unpleasant episode once and for all...
http://dionsdailydeal.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/hasbro-clue.jpg

Darn. I thought it was going to be lube.

[eloisel]

Imperium is an electrical engineer. Perhaps he can fix any power issues one has.

[Face_Raping_Bat]

I guess the real problem is I'd have to live with myself if I came back.

Appropriate that we hash this out in this thread eh Gagh? This is, after all, where you jumped the gun on me re'ing to your post and got pissy.

Got nothing to do with neg bombing does it? Heh.

How long are they going to keep that apology for you and your bullshit up on the front page?

Have it your way TK.

The more you cry, the more we come.

[Gagh]

I guess the real problem is I'd have to live with myself if I came back.

Appropriate that we hash this out in this thread eh Gagh? This is, after all, where you jumped the gun on me re'ing to your post and got pissy.

Got nothing to do with neg bombing does it? Heh.

How long are they going to keep that apology for you and your bullshit up on the front page?

Have it your way TK.

Still pwned then? You claim to understand all, yet know nothing.

[Archibald Nixon]

So if I do post again how long do I have to listen to I-told-you-so's?
Oh...not at all. We promise to never mention it again. http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z103/panopticonisle/smilies/smiley05.gif

[aeommai]

How long are they going to keep that apology for you and your bullshit up on the front page?

Have it your way TK.

well it was quote of the week...now it's quote of Until We find something Funnier,SO THIS MAY BE A WHILE.

[Donovan]

well it was quote of the week...now it's quote of Until We find something Funnier,SO THIS MAY BE A WHILE.

And it gets a little funnier every time he comes back and whines about it, so...

[Conchaga]

Where's the pot?
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[Conchaga]

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[Conchaga]

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[Conchaga]

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[Conchaga]

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[Conchaga]

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[Conchaga]

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[Phil Collins]

tha'ts something awufl

AFiokhasfaff

[Conchaga]

You'll get over it.

[Riotgear]

How long are they going to keep that apology for you and your bullshit up on the front page?


Heh.

[jack]

No shit. I'm amazed at how you completely pwned this board so effortlessly.

[eloisel]

I'm guessing Mentalist didn't hold his breath waiting for a response.

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showpost.php?p=1848461&postcount=87

[FBI parte due]

What are birds?