Ask Sahih anything...

[Sahih]

about sex and relationships.

I have been a Licensed Marriage & Family Counselor and Sex Therapist for over 20 years. I work with individuals and couples, men and women. I also lecture to professional and popular audiences around the country.

Go ahead, ask.

[Calli]

Originally posted by "Sahih"



Go ahead, ask.

What? What should I ask?

*confused*

[Conchaga]

Ok, I've got this thing about watching women pee. It makes me really excited. Why is that?

[Sahih]

Originally posted by "Boothby"

Ok, I've got this thing about watching women pee. It makes me really excited. Why is that?

If this excites you and you love the game of tennis, you can join the many
tennis teams throughout Walnut Creek.

[Conchaga]

Originally posted by "Sahih"


If this excites you and you love the game of tennis, you can join the many
tennis teams throughout Walnut Creek.

No, I don't like tennis. I just like watching girls go potty.

[Sahih]

Originally posted by "Boothby"


If this excites you and you love the game of tennis, you can join the many
tennis teams throughout Walnut Creek.

No, I don't like tennis. I just like watching girls go potty.

Master Pee would have one purpose, urination. For $10.00 you could purchase an all day pass that would grant the customer unlimited refills to soda machines and of course the 20 or some odd themed bathrooms. Possible themes include Old Timey Outhouse, Bathroom of the Future, Replica toliet that Elvis died on, Rave Bathroom, and the List goes on... Periodically the themes would change to corrospond with the holidays. The only problem i would run into would be finding people to staff such a facility.

[Conchaga]

Well, if the customer were dissatisfied, would they be pissed off because they weren't pissed on?

[Sahih]

Originally posted by "Boothby"

Well, if the customer were dissatisfied, would they be pissed off because they weren't pissed on?

Jack gushed like a newly drilled oil well bubbling over Tyler's lap in the doctor's waiting room, "And now that Disney is running scared," he said, "Bluth really needs to make a sequel to Titan A.E!"

[CaptainWacky]

Why don't women like it when I punch them in the tits?

[Sahih]

Originally posted by "CaptainWacky"

Why don't women like it when I punch them in the tits?

I always feel like
I should choose another
part of the body
to draw over
and over
in my mind...
curves and curls,
spirals and shadow...
Shoulderblades, maybe.
Or collarbones.
The backs of knees.


Breasts
are so
cliche.

[The Divine]

Originally posted by "CaptainWacky"

Why don't women like it when I punch them in the tits?

[/siz]

[CaptainWacky]

Originally posted by "Sahih"



I always feel like
I should choose another
part of the body
to draw over
and over
in my mind...
curves and curls,
spirals and shadow...
Shoulderblades, maybe.
Or collarbones.
The backs of knees.


Breasts
are so
cliche.

I see your point. To be honest, I'm not much of a breast man. Which may be why I punch them. I'm like "bitch, I don't even like breasts!" You know?

[InSaNiTy]

Sahih's a quack!

[Shadow Force]

Sahih, what is the answer the question that burns the most in my mind?

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

What should Bodybag do for a romantic evening with Blazerboy?? You know - a festival of BBS!

[Sahih]

Originally posted by "Shadow Force"

Sahih, what is the answer the question that burns the most in my mind?

I think it is quite possibly the best question ever to have appeared as a
part of a genuine test or exam.

[Sahih]

Originally posted by "Monkey"

What should Bodybag do for a romantic evening with Blazerboy?? You know - a festival of BBS!

To me blood and pussy are like lobster and candy. They are great alone but disgusting together.

[BlazerBoy]

Look fraud, I want to know what we should do for a romantic evening, not about a bloody pussy......

[Sahih]

Originally posted by "BlazerBoy"

Look fraud, I want to know what we should do for a romantic evening, not about a bloody pussy......

My wife and I were excited that our two year old would be a flower girl a day before her third birthday.

[RommieSG]

Okeyday, this guy is a fucking quack. If I went down to the corner and put a quarter in a drunk's ear, I'd get a much more delightful conversation than the unhelpful information that we are getting out of this unqualified, irrepudant psycho......Dina, I now see the light, of how much more helpful you would be to us. :mrgreen:

Rommie

[Sahih]

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[ArchAngel]

ALLRIGHT SAHIH, LET'S SPEAK, MYTHICAL CREATURE TO MYTHICAL CREATURE.

WHAT IS THE TRUE MEANING OF OUR EXISTANCE, AND HOW DO WE FIT INTO THE BIG PICTURE?

[missmanners]

I see you naughty boys all clicking that link!!!

Sahih is your name really Wilbur? You sure do look like a Wilbur.

;)
mm

[Sahih]

Originally posted by "ArchAngel"

ALLRIGHT SAHIH, LET'S SPEAK, MYTHICAL CREATURE TO MYTHICAL CREATURE.

WHAT IS THE TRUE MEANING OF OUR EXISTANCE, AND HOW DO WE FIT INTO THE BIG PICTURE?

Like many philosophically interesting notions, existence is at once familiar and rather elusive. Although we have no more trouble with using the verb ‘exists’ than with the two-times table, there is more than a little difficulty in saying just what existence is. Existing seems to be at least as mundane as walking or being hungry. Yet, when we say ‘Tom is hungry’ or ‘Tom is walking’, it may be news to those not in Tom's vicinity, whereas ‘Tom exists’ would be news to no one who knew Tom, and merely puzzling to anyone who did not. Again, we know what it is like to be hungry or to walk, but what is it like to exist, what kind of experience is that? Is it perhaps the experience of being oneself, of being identical with oneself? Yet again, we can readily indicate what is meant by Tom's walking, but surely Tom's existing is not something we can indicate to anyone. On the face of it, there would seem to be no way at all in which we can explain what existing is.
It may be tempting to think that ‘Tom exists’ means merely ‘Tom is real’. In fact, this could be distinctly appealing, for ‘real’ is what has been called an ‘excluder’ predicate, meaning thereby that it attributes nothing positive to Tom, but operates in a purely negative fashion simply to exclude Tom from being imaginary, mythical, fictional, and the like. To say that ‘exists’ meant ‘is real’ would be to say inter alia that it attributed nothing positive to Tom; and that would do much to relieve our frustration at being so fluent in our use of ‘exists’ despite having no idea of its attributing anything positive to Tom. It would be a relief to discover that ‘exists’ attributes nothing positive to him at all.

Unfortunately, this won't do; for among all the negatives that ‘is real’ might be applying to Tom would be not only ‘not imaginary’, ‘not mythical’, etc., but also ‘not nonexistent’. Now, suppose a seer predicted that in two years that a son would be born to Bill and Mary, and that he would be called ‘Tom’. When the prediction was finally fulfilled, we might imagine the seer announcing triumphantly ‘At last Tom exists, exactly as I predicted he would’. If ‘exists’ were an excluder like ‘is real’, then the seer could only be understood as excluding something from Tom; and in this case it would be non-existence. As said by the seer, therefore, ‘At last Tom exists’ could only mean ‘At last Tom is not-nonexistent’. And if he really were to mean that, we should be entitled to ask him just when Tom could ever have been said to be nonexistent, i.e. never to have existed. In fact, before he existed Tom could never even have been referred to, and hence at that time nothing at all could have been attributed to him, not even the property of being nonexistent. Promising as it may have seemed, therefore, ‘Tom exists’ is not to be understood simply as ‘Tom is real’.

Of course, the failure of attempts to understand ‘exists’ as ‘is real’ leaves plenty of room for other suggestions, each proposing to substitute one or more terms for ‘exists’, and thereby to show why our original disquiet about it and existence has been sadly misplaced. If one thinks that ‘exists’ is readily dispensable in favour of some other (less troublesome) expression, then there will be no difficulty in dismissing the thought of there being some such property or attribute as existence. Alternatively, if one thinks that ‘exists’ is not to be dispensed with in this way, then one might be inclined to continue pursuing the puzzle of just what existence is.

[Sahih]

Originally posted by "missmanners"

I see you naughty boys all clicking that link!!!

Sahih is your name really Wilbur? You sure do look like a Wilbur.

;)
mm

http://www.wilburbuds.com/

[Conchaga]

SCENE 1

Reporter: Hello, I am 'newslady'. We are doing a report on homeless people!! Yay!!! If you talk to us, we give you sandwich. Okay, let's start! So, you're homeless, huh? Is it fun?
Homeless Boy: SHRIEEEEEK!! BUY ME MENTOS!! FUCKIN' MINTY I TELS YA!!! APPEASE MY MIGHTY ASS-NUT!!! I DEMAND TO BE MINTY!!!
Reporter: Oh, dear, we must go.
Homeless Boy: YOU DENY ME FRESHMAKER??!!?!???!?! ::points to dog:: YOU! YEAH, YOU!! SHUT UP!!!
Reporter: (to camera man) Are you getting all of this!?!
Homeless Boy: ::spouts nonsensical brain-sewage in background::
Camera Man: Yes, it's scary.
Homeless Boy: CITIZENS OF MARS!! SURRENDER OR I BECOME GIANT WILFORD BRIMLEY!!! I HAVE SUPER DUPER RASH!!! IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT MET BY SOMETIME, I WILL BEGIN BUTTERING YOUR LOVED ONES!! SOME WEENIES HAVE CHEESE ON THE INSIDE! I AM STARVING IN AFRICA!! SEND ME GIANT MEATBALL!! CHILDREN!! CONSUME YOUR SIBLINGS!! (to dog he yelled at earlier) aww, baby, baby, I'm sorry I yelled at you. I loves you. (back to the camera) I SEE YOU ALL OUT THERE!! WITH YOUR FRESHLY WAXED BIO-MECHANICAL NUTSACKS! YOUR BABY SHADED CIRCUS PEANUTS!! SHMOO!!

SCENE 2

Assistant Producer: Boss!! Nobody is watching us! They're all watching this crazy on channel two!!
Producer: Gasp! Use something nuclear!
Assistant Producer: But, sir! What about all those people?!
Producer: Screw them! I caught my wife having sex with a wiener-dog! ::cries::

::cut to shot of giant mushroom cloud::

The End

[Undina Arcania]

Originally posted by "Sahih"

Why don't women like it when I punch them in the tits?

I always feel like
I should choose another
part of the body
to draw over
and over
in my mind...
curves and curls,
spirals and shadow...
Shoulderblades, maybe.
Or collarbones.
The backs of knees.


Breasts
are so
cliche.

http://www.sccs.swarthmore.edu/users/01/sarahk/writings/breasts.html

This moron doesn't have an original bone in his body. :x

[Undina Arcania]

Originally posted by "Sahih"

ALLRIGHT SAHIH, LET'S SPEAK, MYTHICAL CREATURE TO MYTHICAL CREATURE.

WHAT IS THE TRUE MEANING OF OUR EXISTANCE, AND HOW DO WE FIT INTO THE BIG PICTURE?

Like many philosophically interesting notions, existence is at once familiar and rather elusive. Although we have no more trouble with using the verb ‘exists’ than with the two-times table.... ... dismissing the thought of there being some such property or attribute as existence. Alternatively, if one thinks that ‘exists’ is not to be dispensed with in this way, then one might be inclined to continue pursuing the puzzle of just what existence is.

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/existence/

You will die a thousand deaths for what you're doing. :P

[Undina Arcania]

Originally posted by "Sahih"

In the meantime if you like adult websites, and if it is legal for you to see adult websites in your country or community, then follow the link below. The following link is pointing to the Bangbus website which contains a lot of free hardcore material, so it is not appropriate for minors. If you are shocked be viewing images, pictures or movies containing naked, nude people then do not follow this link. Bangbus contains only such explicit material. There is no more warning we can give you, you should know now that the link below with the word Bangbus will lead you to a place only for adults.

Visit www.bangbus.com now

http://www.jakartapeoplesforum.org/

:roll:

[Undina Arcania]

Originally posted by "Sahih"

My wife and I were excited that our two year old would be a flower girl a day before her third birthday.

http://www.fathermag.com/706/wedding/index.shtml

Christ, you can't even make that up yourself? :shock:

[Undina Arcania]

Originally posted by "Sahih"

I think it is quite possibly the best question ever to have appeared as a part of a genuine test or exam.

http://sucs.org/pipermail/jokes/2001-November/000142.html

That was just forced. :roll:

[Undina Arcania]

Originally posted by "Sahih"

about sex and relationships.

I have been a Licensed Marriage & Family Counselor and Sex Therapist for over 20 years. I work with individuals and couples, men and women. I also lecture to professional and popular audiences around the country.

Go ahead, ask.

LOL. :lol: :lol:

http://www.sexed.org/

[Sahih]

Originally posted by "Undina Arcania"

My wife and I were excited that our two year old would be a flower girl a day before her third birthday.

http://www.fathermag.com/706/wedding/index.shtml

Christ, you can't even make that up yourself? :shock:

A collie dog who had chased a stick thrown by her owner, came back with a live grenade in her mouth.

[Gagh]

I'd like to ask Sahih how fish stocks off the southern coast of Spain have been coping over the last quarter of 2003.

[Joker]

I'm sure he'd say something like:

Problems with balls can lead to damp patches.